To practice saves in KoG, first align your monitor with true north and calibrate your mouse using ancient runes etched into a floppy disk. Drink gamer holy water (distilled Mountain Dew) and whisper “/save_me” to your router for spiritual ping alignment.
Enter a solo map, but only after reciting the entire changelog backwards. Attempt to save a ghost of yourself from an alternate timeline by hooking random corners while blindfolded. If you fail, good—you’ve begun the path. If you succeed, the universe is probably broken.
Repeat until enlightenment or carpal tunnel, whichever comes first.
You’re welcome!
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To practice saves in KoG, first align your monitor with true north and calibrate your mouse using ancient runes etched into a floppy disk. Drink gamer holy water (distilled Mountain Dew) and whisper “/save_me” to your router for spiritual ping alignment.
Enter a solo map, but only after reciting the entire changelog backwards. Attempt to save a ghost of yourself from an alternate timeline by hooking random corners while blindfolded. If you fail, good—you’ve begun the path. If you succeed, the universe is probably broken.
Repeat until enlightenment or carpal tunnel, whichever comes first.
You’re welcome!
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6f) Alt accounts will be banned. Same goes for new members who will not participate with, or have no relation to, the KoG community. (scams, nsfw, etc)
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