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Between 2025-03-12 00:00 and 2025-03-13 00:00

kebs

although this is an entry level position so i guess they just drop you to any team where help is needed

good luck

Ewan

good luck

thanks

A small/starting team tend to need generalist people. if the product ships with relatively success these are the people most likely to be in really good position by then.

00:02

~~not that I knew bcs I shipped any successful product.~~

1

what about the chinese vr game with bad translations

00:04

or did you leave before it even shipped

Our PM gave away “Sky: Children of the Light” to another department bcs the original director is too hard to work with and they couldn't see the commercial potential. Now the Sky team is rolling in money and he's stuck with entry level me.

kebs

or did you leave before it even shipped

I leave before it shipped globally cuz I can tell the marketing team does not know anything (edited)

TsPiggy

Our PM gave away “Sky: Children of the Light” to another department bcs the original director is too hard to work with and they couldn't see the commercial potential. Now the Sky team is rolling in money and he's stuck with entry level me.

00:05

feel bad

00:06

how much finished was it before he gave it away

00:06

like completion %

I think it was like already ready to launch.

tear

1

00:07

But the registration hell is dragging PM down for more and more features and it is getting really hard to get the IP on board

00:08

China stopped registration for new game for a year and a half. That game was in that period iirc

00:09

Cuz if you can't legally ship the game but you have all these full time employees, it's really hard to keep up a steady workflow

TsFoodPorn is your real name.

TsPiggy

China stopped registration for new game for a year and a half. That game was in that period iirc

what registration

00:10

like china blocking releasing to outer world?

kebs

like china blocking releasing to outer world?

The outer world is already released I think? This is a Chinese version

00:11

Anything legally released in china need to get registered

00:11

It's a really long process. 3 month minimum and indefinitely maximum.

00:11

So Chinese studio is getting really good at planning ahead

00:11

nouis

nouis

2

00:14

wait.

00:15

typescript-go means we could've finally bundle a typechecker in our VR frontend dev tools

00:15

too bad i don't work there anymore

it's either you loved your job or you are traumatized and cannot forget your old job.

probably just because i'm unemployeed

00:17

what else i could talk about

00:17

how I slept through yesterday bcs i decided to play KCD2 the entire night?

true, work taking up a major part of life.

00:23

this twitter account

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00:31

https://ismy.blue/

Is my blue your blue?

Test your color perception with this interactive test.

Your boundary is at hue 175, bluer than 68% of the population. For you, turquoise is green.

Your boundary is at hue 159, greener than 97% of the population. For you, turquoise is blue.

nouis

1

00:37

catxplosion

wtf the third colour it gave me is obviously neither

02:17

I actually can't decide if it's more blue or green

do you have a common word between blue and green in finnish or something

my eyes are so tired I've been playing Grandma for the past 4 hours

TsPiggy

do you have a common word between blue and green in finnish or something

not really

some language don't even have green

I'd just call the colour turquoise I guess

ye, but that not really a common word when you see a color i suppose

02:20

and turquoise is the verdict that site gives you lol (edited)

02:20

whether you would consider turquoise green or blue

it tells me that turquoise is blue

02:20

according to me

02:20

even tho I think it's more green

02:21

half the time I just felt like I didn't know how to categorize the colour

my turquoise is blue too

02:21

but it is green for kebs (edited)

wow you got 97% that's wild

02:21

I got 77%

02:21

screen calibration obviously has a lot to do with it

risu

half the time I just felt like I didn't know how to categorize the colour

it's just a binary search

risu

screen calibration obviously has a lot to do with it

idk how good mine is but it's decent

it's hard to get to the bottom of it when it is just between your green and blue. and it probably doesn't matter that much after the fifth

02:22

let me do it again on my phone

TsPiggy

it's just a binary search

didn't feel like binary search to me, it felt like it jumped around a fair bit

02:23

maybe it's just some weird perception thing

02:23

as I said my eyes are tired of looking at screen

02:23

4 hours of grandma oh god

02:23

it was fun tho

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02:25

Roughly the same for me

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02:46

almost in the middle

02:46

guess the screen also plays

TsPiggy

Your boundary is at hue 159, greener than 97% of the population. For you, turquoise is blue.

same

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04:08

neat

periwinkle purple

I feel like this thing is more about your eyesight and color perception than hue

05:49

Or did i say something supid

05:50

Don't mind me, i sleep less than usual

it depends on having an accurate monitor which most don’t

05:51

this is on my phone

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05:58

also depends on your eye color

i have periwinkle brown eyes

05:59

this is what i see

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Ewan

this is on my phone

why do u have car in ur notifications

Tsumugi

why do u have car in ur notifications

that's a bed

Ewan

this is on my phone

Similar to my on my phone

Cammodude

that's a bed

is this you??!

wrong color

Wtf happened to my raspberry pi

07:47

It spontaneously stops working

07:48

Even ssh stopped working

07:48

I guess i should reinstall the os because there is something wrong

Does in run on an SD or SSD/HDD?

08:11

My raspberry pi killed like 10 SD cards within a year, my external SSD has been running non stop for years tho

IRIS (british lostwave band) REFERENCE

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pepeW

I know my screen is not color perfect

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08:50

lol same as @Pioooooo

i am a color blind? (edited)

09:00

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NPC

i am a color blind? (edited)

Maybe you are normally blind

09:26

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justatest

A paywall for flushing the toilet

09:37

Beautifull

09:37

@meloƞ you need this asap

Teero

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Ain't no fucking way, 2fa on a toilet before ddnet accounts

"We are calling you to notify you that there's an intruder on your Lotus SmartToilet. Please tell us your authorization code to block the toilet from getting flushed"

"please tell us your authorisation code to enable pressured water attack"

@Legacy Mighty Boar wya

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TsPiggy

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That looks like a very normal food even for western standards

that is a very normal food

Luxury food

ive been playing monster hunter wilds for ~50 hours now

10:37

10 of those hours i was just fishing

10:37

´life is good

50 hours in what period of time

~2 1/2 weeks

i cant catch that damn whopper

10:46

shit to hard

meloƞ

i cant catch that damn whopper

burger king?

TsPiggy

burger king?

https://www.twitch.tv/blaizephyr

blaizephyr - Twitch

Monster Hunter Wilds | No voice, just fish!

meloƞ

https://www.twitch.tv/blaizephyr

dude thought i can watch twitch

naah you cant?

10:49

gg

i can /s

10:49

it's just slow

10:49

so i can watch a frame

10:50

twitch doesn't like proxy that much and i don't have prime and have adblocker on so twitch just thinks i'm a bot

10:50

quality stream

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:c

bruh

10:57

since when does twitch support alipay now

10:58

since when is alipay global a thing

Since long i think

can't see shit, no audio. good stream. 1 sub

kekw

11:11

love you freddie

11:11

i catched the fish the second i hit 0 viewers btw

11:11

life is pain

11:13

why is bro looking at me like dat

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11:13

i dindu nuffin

TsPiggy

so i can watch a frame

screenshot every frame and turn it into a video

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pay 50 euros to go to heaven

._: been a while since i went here ig

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Teero

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modern times require modern solutions (edited)

11:23

For me, this would be normal as in I cannot differenciate the colors on that area

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11:23

Also doesn't help that I can't properly see the color blue

despite different brightness and saturation levels i got the same result on phone and lapto

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11:39

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Cammodude

pay 50 euros to go to heaven

https://youtube.com/shorts/DasBdg8SOo4?si=kvP3Re51xUw0pliI

Bobby Lee ROAST Andrew Santino’s Dead Grandma!!!

(Bad Friends P...

сука

laynen

сука

сама такая

когда вы уже сделаете нормальную защиту на стороне сервера от ддос атак

laynen

когда вы уже сделаете нормальную защиту на стороне сервера от ддос атак

когда ты задонатишь

это так сложно блять?

да это сложно блять

12:21

даун

12:21

без негатива

похуй

12:22

бесит

12:22

нигде не поиграешь

12:22

локалхост, либо докер с белым айпи

12:22

заебало уже

виноваты только сыны блядей которые зафорсили дднет в тиктоке

1

12:22

до этого такой хуйни не было

++

12:23

матерей распространителей прог для ддоса ебал

12:23

ща пытаюсь на rus1 зайти, нихуя

ну так это потому что тебя хост забанил

12:23

или ддос

12:23

не знаю как там щас

12:23

напиши админам

как мой айпи забанят

12:24

это ддос

так

12:25

почитай что люди жаловались

12:25

на это

Это ддос, ни один ру сервак не заходит

интересно, че по железу на вдс у хоста дднета

рус1 на майарене

laynen

когда вы уже сделаете нормальную защиту на стороне сервера от ддос атак

несколько тысяч долларов задонать и будет защита

12:37

на одном сервере

How do i play whack-a-mole in ddnet?

мужики че за хуйня почему пишет сервер не отвечает ни на один серв попасть не могу

scarllexx

мужики че за хуйня почему пишет сервер не отвечает ни на один серв попасть не могу

онли рус сервера?

да

ддос

13:23

хост закрывает новые подключения при ддосе в русе

эх жаль

потом зайди

13:23

или на другой сервер пока что (edited)

понял, спасибо

1

кайфую

15:56

меня блокали 5х1

15:56

я скинул одного

15:56

и забанили меня

15:56

а их нет

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16:01

any coffee lovers

Ryozuki

any coffee lovers

Tis I

I think my raspberry pi sd card died

17:54

After only like 4 months

17:55

I also had no backups of the configs

17:55

Which is unfortunate but it's fine

17:55

Because i wanted to reinstall anyways

pilonpl

Which is unfortunate but it's fine

@jxsl13 how did you find my comment? xd

MilkeeyCat

@jxsl13 how did you find my comment? xd

that is like one of the very few repositories that I follow kek

kek

jxsl13

that is like one of the very few repositories that I follow kek

kek

you get a notification for every comment on issues? justatest

justatest

yes

maybe not really notification, more like I see it in my fasthub history

18:28

Is an android app for github

@jxsl13 I have an idea for a pr, I think it would be nice to have an output option which would generate an error for the default case in select when a response didn't match any defined in .yaml file, wat do you think about it?

what would the api user see in the end, a 500?

18:35

it's basically output/response status code validation

18:35

@MilkeeyCat

18:36

might make sense in the strict generator. I'm only using the echo framework generation and iirc there is also a strict version for it.

18:37

which requires the returned objects to be exactly what is defined in the api spec.

18:37

never used it, but guess that's what it does.

I was talking about a client

18:44

for example there's this yaml file:

openapi: 3.0.3
paths:
  /test:
    post:
      responses:
        '200':
          content:
            application/json:
              schema:
                $ref: '#/components/schemas/Foo'
components:
  schemas:
    Foo:
      type: object
      properties:
        bar:
          type: string
      required:
        - bar

18:44

and here's the function which parses the response:

func ParsePostTestResponse(rsp *http.Response) (*PostTestResponse, error) {
    bodyBytes, err := io.ReadAll(rsp.Body)
    defer func() { _ = rsp.Body.Close() }()
    if err != nil {
        return nil, err
    }

    response := &PostTestResponse{
        Body:         bodyBytes,
        HTTPResponse: rsp,
    }

    switch {
    case strings.Contains(rsp.Header.Get("Content-Type"), "json") && rsp.StatusCode == 200:
        var dest Foo
        if err := json.Unmarshal(bodyBytes, &dest); err != nil {
            return nil, err
        }
        response.JSON200 = &dest

    }

    return response, nil
}

18:45

I want an output option which will make switch look like:

    switch {
    case strings.Contains(rsp.Header.Get("Content-Type"), "json") && rsp.StatusCode == 200:
        var dest Foo
        if err := json.Unmarshal(bodyBytes, &dest); err != nil {
            return nil, err
        }
        response.JSON200 = &dest
    default:
        return nil, UnknownResponseOrSmth
    }

there was something like that. I don't use anything related to client code generation at all... sounds reasonable, tho. Maybe with some flag to enable that option. "--strict" or something along the lines might be fitting.

welp, I didn't anything like that

Wow there is thread_local keyword in C

19:36

I didn't know that

19:36

Why does C have so many features

norming

tighn

good norming - ISO

TsPiggy

norming

mf isnt it 3-4 am?

20:14

tf is happening with Ur sleep scheldue?

I made a tasty casserole they're kinda fun

@risu is "polka" finnish or czech

pilonpl

Why does C have so many features

C is the coolest

Overlord

@risu is "polka" finnish or czech

I have no idea where you got the idea that it's Finnish (edited)

20:41

pretty sure it's Czech

from things like

20:41

levan polka begravelsespolka

20:41

and so on

Overlord

levan polka begravelsespolka

The second one is obviously not Finnish at all!

20:43

And just because we have a famous polka (it's polkka in Finnish btw) doesn't mean we invented the concept!

Ye the second one is norwegian

20:48

But norwegians also claim they dont know what polka is aside from the czech wikipedia

Overlord

@risu is "polka" finnish or czech

you cant convince me polka isnt polish

♂S1mple♂

you cant convince me polka isnt polish

Some polkas are

I still don't know rust

oxigen, iron, heat

jxsl13

oxigen, iron, heat

no no the other rust

chn drama is too mentally taxing

21:48

I hate this game

21:48

Lmao

TsPiggy

chn drama is too mentally taxing

Why even get involved, its not like U get paid to hold the CN - world bridge for ddnet

22:11

Just pass the batton to some other highly stressed chinaman

brownbear

22:11

No one does anything unless it benefits them

So it benefits U?

Idk maybe

TsPiggy

No one does anything unless it benefits them

Because if answer is no... then this is kinda...

I am a very selfish man afterall

Full of shellfish

And not like I actually does anything justatest

justatest

TsPiggy

And not like I actually does anything justatest

justatest

U read drama

22:13

Which tires U. So u kinda do?

Well mods are talking about it so it is unavoidable

U can turn pc off

Although I should've turn on ads in the community since it was the most action we've had all year

U know get vacation

Missed on some serious money lol

22:15

Our CHN community is eligible for ads

22:15

I never turned it on

22:15

catxplosion

Then do it afterall bridges aint cheap?

I don't have bridges anymore

Let the evil consume U

The bridge is just me passing info

TsPiggy

I don't have bridges anymore

Doesnt matter

Also it would probably just be like a few cents

22:16

nouis

Freddie going always the opposite

22:16

Of what he said earlier

Ye

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I'm quirky like that

22:17

It's my personality

hellooo

Henlo

teerooo

22:17

enjoy your sub

And ur dom

22:17

????

wot

22:18

I will enjoy both thank u

you are a sub in melon's stream

Melon mentioned

Melon summoned

Teero geh ins bett

now dom melon would treat you guys well

meloƞ

Teero geh ins bett

Muss noch lernen. Gerade nach Haus gekommen

22:19

Am tee trinken

Teero

Muss noch lernen. Gerade nach Haus gekommen

ich hab heute 2K loc in c++ copy pasted und pushed

22:19

Bist du stolz auf mich

22:19

95% davon funktioniert sogar

ja du bist jetzt offizell eine Ratte

They speak such an ugly language!

Teero

ja du bist jetzt offizell eine Ratte

Danke baby

22:19

Jetzt geh ins Bett, oder hast du morgen exam

meloƞ

Jetzt geh ins Bett, oder hast du morgen exam

Ja

Blyaaaaaa

22:20

Rip

Aber noch lernen

TsPiggy

now dom melon would treat you guys well

Dom means house

Overlord

Dom means house

so real

Overlord

Dom means house

Dom means I'll make Freddie whisper my name really.. really.. quietly.

russian moment

cat_cracked_hehe

meloƞ

Blyaaaaaa

dont swear!

meloƞ

Dom means I'll make Freddie whisper my name really.. really.. quietly.

How is it a safe word?

Ich habe mein Kartoffelauto mit einer Bananentür gehengeblieben, um die Zwiebeluhr zu reparieren.

TsPiggy

russian moment

Potato Europe moment*

TsPiggy

Ich habe mein Kartoffelauto mit einer Bananentür gehengeblieben, um die Zwiebeluhr zu reparieren.

How do you open a bananentür tho

22:21

@Teero worin hast du exam morgen

Was sagste zu meinem Fotografie Talent melon?

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Teero

Was sagste zu meinem Fotografie Talent melon?

Omg hot

meloƞ

@Teero worin hast du exam morgen

engrish

Teero

Was sagste zu meinem Fotografie Talent melon?

@grok give me the exact geo location of this picture

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Oh shit this isn't twitter

do i have to tell what it looks like

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♂S1mple♂

do i have to tell what it looks like

das my cock yea

Teero

das my cock yea

pog

♂S1mple♂

do i have to tell what it looks like

Hot meteor

Teero

engrish

Ja easy

meloƞ

Ja easy

Ofc Ty is easy

teero still haven't shown any proof

Geschäftsbrief? Textverständnis?

♂S1mple♂

do i have to tell what it looks like

It looks like a terraria flare bullet ngl

Teero prove U aint a female, else we will have to get the rocks

meloƞ

Geschäftsbrief? Textverständnis?

Hörverstehen 30min dann analyse 225min

Teero

Hörverstehen 30min dann analyse 225min

Analyze 225min is krass

22:23

Good luck

Overlord

Teero prove U aint a female, else we will have to get the rocks

I am female tho wdym

Teero is literally best girl

Pitchfork

22:24

Torch

Teero

It looks like a terraria flare bullet ngl

it does

What time is it

TsPiggy

What time is it

Yes

2324

23:24

23:24

For germans

22:24

Wednesday

11:24pm for the weirdos

For me it is existential crisis time

2025

TsPiggy

For me it is existential crisis time

So... thursday?

TsPiggy

For me it is existential crisis time

I was actually productive today owo

owo

feelsbadman

1

TsPiggy

For me it is existential crisis time

Looks like we're in the same time zone then

24:24 oh wait that's not how clocks work

meloƞ

I was actually productive today owo

owo

By fishing?

Wrote Code today, fixed a few bugs

meloƞ

I was actually productive today owo

owo

Tomorrow I have all my exams done then I'm going productive mode

risu

24:24 oh wait that's not how clocks work

Depends on ur kitchen oven

Constructed a cannon in solid works for work

22:25

Brought trash downstairs

Я поел свой облакохлеб с медведьчасами, чтобы застолить лунный трактор.

Teero

Tomorrow I have all my exams done then I'm going productive mode

OMG DDNET-RS CONTRIBUTIONS INC

TsPiggy

Я поел свой облакохлеб с медведьчасами, чтобы застолить лунный трактор.

Cant read that shieet

22:25

Use latin letters mf

meloƞ

OMG DDNET-RS CONTRIBUTIONS INC

poggers2

I want to make game

meloƞ

OMG DDNET-RS CONTRIBUTIONS INC

Rs?

justatest

Teero

poggers2

You can help me write the .rules support Dance

Dance

TsPiggy

I want to make game

what happened to the bike doing stunts in godot

Teero

what happened to the bike doing stunts in godot

Fr that looked fun

Overlord

Rs?

Someone haven't been keeping up with the hot new ddnet project

TsPiggy

I want to make game

Get two sticks and a rope, make a nunchaku

TsPiggy

Я поел свой облакохлеб с медведьчасами, чтобы застолить лунный трактор.

that barely makes sense lmao

Teero

what happened to the bike doing stunts in godot

Still in the back burner

22:26

I'm too lazy

TsPiggy

Someone haven't been keeping up with the hot new ddnet project

Have U seen me here recently?

meloƞ

You can help me write the .rules support Dance

Dance

I can finish race game mode xd tbh I still don't understand how to make proper mods for ddnetrs

♂S1mple♂

that barely makes sense lmao

Atleast U can read it

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Teero

I can finish race game mode xd tbh I still don't understand how to make proper mods for ddnetrs

Change vanilla if you need to access things that aren't accessible yet, write rest of logic as a wasm module to patch changed vanilla code

Overlord

Atleast U can read it

it says "i've eaten my cloud-bread with bear-clock, to table(?) moon tractor"

Or just do it like ddnet but that'll make it harder to maintain

yes, it says the translation

TsPiggy

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Why ais do the emojis

meloƞ

Change vanilla if you need to access things that aren't accessible yet, write rest of logic as a wasm module to patch changed vanilla code

Yea but like where do I put the code. It's like a weird path. Also how do I even host servers

TsPiggy

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its not grammatically plausible lmao (edited)

I know I'm overriding base physics functions

♂S1mple♂

it says "i've eaten my cloud-bread with bear-clock, to table(?) moon tractor"

You've translated it exactly

Ewan

yes, it says the translation

Im cooking in ze instant pot but i think i made a mistake, also very surprising that i cant cook under pressure for mire than 4h

Teero

Yea but like where do I put the code. It's like a weird path. Also how do I even host servers

jupstis masterserver is running, you can register on that IG. Did you watch jupstis fng video? It explained how to patch rust code with wasm

oh sad

Teero

I know I'm overriding base physics functions

Hi overriding im overlord

meloƞ

jupstis masterserver is running, you can register on that IG. Did you watch jupstis fng video? It explained how to patch rust code with wasm

I didn't watch it completely

22:29

Can u send link?

TsPiggy

You've translated it exactly

words are in wrong forms

Indeed ewan but i can put the slow cook for 24h

♂S1mple♂

words are in wrong forms

Fair

On phone atm, Jupsti sent it in here once but it's set not listed so you can't find it on YouTube

22:30

feelsbadman

TsPiggy

Fair

it did a good effort though and actually read what i would say

22:31

and to non native it could actually look kinda real

I toastulated the squirrel-umbrella before the moon spat a biscuit highway.

Im on phone in bath since this convo started, typing to U with one hand... and with the other fighting Spanish Inquisition

I think I managed to reduce a transformer into a 0-gram (not really

TsPiggy

I toastulated the squirrel-umbrella before the moon spat a biscuit highway.

ai likes moon apparently

22:31

gru vibes

I find it funny that somone made AI to do fake speedpainting

Probably just previous info. I didn't clear chat

TsPiggy

Probably just previous info. I didn't clear chat

U were talking bout moons with AI?

Don’t cry over unboiled spaghetti, or the fridge will win the trombone!

Overlord

I find it funny that somone made AI to do fake speedpainting

i find it funny someone made fake people with ai-

22:32

oopsie

Overlord

U were talking bout moons with AI?

Ye

♂S1mple♂

i find it funny someone made fake people with ai-

I find it funny

meloƞ

On phone atm, Jupsti sent it in here once but it's set not listed so you can't find it on YouTube

yea same

I think I might be an AI

TsPiggy

Ye

Will the red moon and meteor shower be visible in CN?

I only learn by pattern recognition which is basically AI

Afaik its tonight or tomorrow

Overlord

Will the red moon and meteor shower be visible in CN?

No idea

22:34

I haven't seen the sky for two weeks

TsPiggy

I only learn by pattern recognition which is basically AI

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justatest

He a crow

Are these handmade or Russians has some advanced meme generator

this is not even a russian meme

私は猫駅で雲パンをモグモグ修理踊りしたので、月時計がピカピカ怒っています！

22:35

Moon again

♂S1mple♂

this is not even a russian meme

EY let the mam dream

TsPiggy

私は猫駅で雲パンをモグモグ修理踊りしたので、月時計がピカピカ怒っています！

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This AI session really likes moon

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Is this?

Overlord

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loss?

♂S1mple♂

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Last one should be shinji

Teero

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why bro looks like those gold painted people pretending to be statues

Teero

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Me as a retard

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♂S1mple♂

why bro looks like those gold painted people pretending to be statues

xd

in second clip

musk looks like a frog tbh

22:37

That's my first impression

his kid naming skills are absolutely crazy

♂S1mple♂

his kid naming skills are absolutely crazy

Why?

um

Bet if it was legal here the names would be fancier aswell

22:40

Its super annoying somone shouts ur name in public

22:40

But u know its not U cuz u aint got friends :(

"X Æ A-Xii come here"

OVERLORD come here xd

♂S1mple♂

"X Æ A-Xii come here"

I see premier Xi homage

Teero

OVERLORD come here xd

Noone aside my sister calls me by my irl name

Techno Mechanicus can't be real

22:41

that sounds like dj name

Overlord

Noone aside my sister calls me by my irl name

Do you not have parents?

not human name

Actually noticed it few years ago but nearly noone calls me by name

Teero

Do you not have parents?

They say nothing

♂S1mple♂

Techno Mechanicus can't be real

actually sounds like btd6 paragon name more than anything

Like they adress me by starting sentence in my direction

Should I get up

TsPiggy

Should I get up

Ni

Overlord

Ni

?

22:42

Racist

Ni

Fa (edited)

ni ni nissan

Overlord

Ni

nickel?

♂S1mple♂

nickel?

Wolf und zajc

22:43

Nu pagadi

omg i can read polish

22:43

thats crazy

Imma make a egg

22:43

Brb

♂S1mple♂

omg i can read polish

Its not in polish tho

what is it

But i can read spanish

♂S1mple♂

what is it

Isnt that russ?

beinvenido

22:44

oh wait typo

TsPiggy

Brb

No

Overlord

Isnt that russ?

yeah its rus cartoon

22:44

i mean what language

♂S1mple♂

yeah its rus cartoon

Ye, i had audiobooks as a kid

22:45

But animated one was good aswell

Overlord

But animated one was good aswell

Gold

22:45

made my childhood xd

generations of russians have traumas because of that fella

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Teero

made my childhood xd

U just admited to being a ruskie spy!

♂S1mple♂

generations of russians have traumas because of that fella

Hahahah

♂S1mple♂

generations of russians have traumas because of that fella

I was about to say

22:46

The one robot episode

♂S1mple♂

generations of russians have traumas because of that fella

I see zajc t shirt but me no robot recognito

also wolf was smoking like crazy

♂S1mple♂

also wolf was smoking like crazy

good habit

♂S1mple♂

also wolf was smoking like crazy

4 packs at once hardly ever killed anyone

good kid example

I mean atm i dont see any EU made cartoons on tv

eh, ig most kids were smoking any way

All are americano

same as now just with vapes

Overlord

All are americano

tawog is goated

♂S1mple♂

eh, ig most kids were smoking any way

False they learnt that smoking while cool on tv bad irl

22:47

Tawog?

22:47

Gumball?

the amazing world of gumball

22:47

yes

Was nice

22:48

Adventure time aseell had nice underplot

22:48

Tho i never finished

♂S1mple♂

generations of russians have traumas because of that fella

all time classic

22:49

Goverment printing money

dog printing dogs

22:49

-# antijoke

Its reksio

yeah idk him sry

Pl one

22:50

Not popular outside despite not gaving dialogue

22:50

Baving god wet phone hard to type

22:50

H

okay time to sleep i think

22:51

H to you too

♂S1mple♂

okay time to sleep i think

In bathub???

22:51

Sleep well, dont let the water get U

22:51

Overlord

Baving god wet phone hard to type

https://youtube.com/shorts/fPubktdxOfM?si=NxpGvtit6QNv0sd1

William Papadin

POV: you play the game casually

jxsl13

https://youtube.com/shorts/fPubktdxOfM?si=NxpGvtit6QNv0sd1

The 99 lvl guy is a noob trash talking newbie

Overlord

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wth you unlock lost memories i thought aren't here already

His armor is too normal looking

22:52

For lv 99

♂S1mple♂

wth you unlock lost memories i thought aren't here already

Krecik got big following kinda like this

paid cosmetics skin, i guess (i'm making this up on the fly)

@risu

22:53

jxsl13

paid cosmetics skin, i guess (i'm making this up on the fly)

Ye those happen

22:54

Idk but mmo these days are too tame with punishment

this is an anime

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Overlord

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This is what all Finnish people look like

jxsl13

this is an anime

Yes from polen badum tsss

jxsl13

this is an anime

oh it's such a great anime

risu

This is what all Finnish people look like

White?

gigachad

Overlord

White?

gigachad

and potato shaped

kek

1

jxsl13

this is an anime

that's from japan actually

Rfn made it

22:55

I think only animation is jp?

jxsl13

this is an anime

I played a biene Maja game. It was really good

Ok if we go anime i raise this boy

22:56

Overlord

I think only animation is jp?

yeah, it's a jap, ger, austrian collab

jxsl13

that's from japan actually

Btw polen was about flower polen

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TsPiggy

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Why?

22:57

Inb4 u add mf ketchup

TsFoodPorn is at it again

TsPiggy

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Have you thrown it like on cats and stuff

Overlord

Inb4 u add mf ketchup

Good idea

add some pepper

22:57

._.

I remember when i was new to cooking crimes and i thought adding two things that taste good separately together will be even better

salted caramel chocolate

jxsl13

add some pepper

I beat eggs with peppers in them

ah

TsPiggy

I beat eggs with peppers in them

What else did U beat today?!

I see. wasn't visible

Inn4 music game record

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toast the bun

plastic bread?

jxsl13

toast the bun

This guy is just me but better

please

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23:00

Too late

why don't you get proper bread?

or throw it in the pan for a few seconds

Teero

plastic bread?

Fred is a chad, buys burger at mc throws awat the filling and reuses bun

Teero

why don't you get proper bread?

you are german

23:01

We don't have breads just lying around

TsPiggy

We don't have breads just lying around

You do

I mean

23:01

in Germany it grows on trees ._.

okey but the bun is kinda unhealthy xd. Egg is good tho

jxsl13

in Germany it grows on trees ._.

But still aint free

jxsl13

in Germany it grows on trees ._.

bread tree?!

not your tree, not your bread

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Teero

okey but the bun is kinda unhealthy xd. Egg is good tho

Either this or instant ramen

we also sometime have standing bread

Do u guys also get dizzy after standing up?

TsPiggy

Either this or instant ramen

Just wait for mom -_-

Overlord

Do u guys also get dizzy after standing up?

after 14hr sleep

Teero

after 14hr sleep

After 1h bath?

Overlord

After 1h bath?

hmmm not really?

23:03

maybe a little

I do get dizzy often

23:03

I asked the chatbot for solutions and it offered me to wear stockings

23:04

Mf knows poland is full of femboys

the rainbow ones?

23:04

I see

23:05

can balls stand up?

jxsl13

can balls stand up?

On flat surface

what are you talking about xdd

23:05

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kek

2

23:05

right way ftw

Never second one, it ruins the socks super fast

depends on the surface

23:06

below

Teero

okey but the bun is kinda unhealthy xd. Egg is good tho

high gluten bread is equally destructive to most peoples’ metabolism

Wtf is that flip flop placement

e.g. real bread

jxsl13

depends on the surface

Pee floor

worse than Linus tech tips

slippery sloppery?

23:07

nothing worse than ltt

Ewan

high gluten bread is equally destructive to most peoples’ metabolism

But lerato claimed most people are impervious to gluten and its just advertising

jxsl13

nothing worse than ltt

now what do I do

23:07

After the egg

ltt is a child

TsPiggy

now what do I do

Excercise?

bruh

jxsl13

ltt is a child

Do u even know that gif meme?

probably saw it once and forgot, so no

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Ewan

high gluten bread is equally destructive to most peoples’ metabolism

high gluten bread what are you talking about xdd real bread doesn't have high gluten

show me the bread

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23:08

Tf is this dystopian workd

jxsl13

probably saw it once and forgot, so no

Idk what im gonna link since i cant see it

23:09

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SjKQquyX47w

There is only one thing worse than a rapist Vine // Lime Vines

1

where is your vpn

23:09

when you need one

jxsl13

where is your vpn

Dont have €€€€€

i think proton offers a free tier

Teero

high gluten bread what are you talking about xdd real bread doesn't have high gluten

While i respect ewan, there is high chance real bread for him is fake one for us

Ewan

show me the bread

Google German bread xd I'm in bed

23:10

I'm not standing up and walking to kitchen to take a photo

jxsl13

i think proton offers a free tier

That would mean they get money somehow different

from the non free tier where people torrent stuff, I guess

Teero

Google German bread xd I'm in bed

no you are in bread

do you just mean a non bleached/whole wheat bread? (edited)

TsPiggy

no you are in bread

inbred? No

kek

1

my pillow is bread

i wish i am bread

23:11

https://store.steampowered.com/app/327890

jxsl13

my pillow is bread

This, is the story of a friend of a friend who goes camping with pack of bread instead of pillow

Ewan

do you just mean a non bleached/whole wheat bread? (edited)

I don't know any english words

Eats it the next morning and buys new bread before camping

23:12

True for U aswell?

Teero

inbred? No

how would you even know if you are in case you were inbred ._.

i googled german bread and found many different breads

23:12

with fairly low gluten content i guess

jxsl13

how would you even know if you are in case you were inbred ._.

Mirrors are avaliavle to poor and retarded alike nowdays

vague and unhelpful search results, just as vague and unhelpful as the search query

but iq would prevent you from realizing it

@Ewan can U send us a pic of what U thought is high gluten bread?

jxsl13

how would you even know if you are in case you were inbred ._.

i don't think inbred automatically means dumb

Ewan

with fairly low gluten content i guess

My mother even makes some gluten free ones sometimes

If its square spongy and white, thats toast bread

TsPiggy

i don't think inbred automatically means dumb

true, in worst case probably yes

i don’t really eat that

jxsl13

how would you even know if you are in case you were inbred ._.

I would probably look at my family tree and see if

TsPiggy

i don't think inbred automatically means dumb

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fuck your American stereotypes

Ewan

fuck your American stereotypes

Not my fault when talking with other americans and they say they bread went bad after like 2 weeks!

amogus

TsPiggy

amogus

U finally doing the excercises?

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no

TsPiggy

no

U gonna die before U finish the game

yeeet

Teero

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Not if U dont untie then?

should i go for a walk then

TsPiggy

should i go for a walk then

Check air quality first?

Overlord

Check air quality first?

always 300+ (edited)

23:16

doesn't even have to check

Ummm then how about not going outside, but getting dance pad?

kek

1

23:17

Or even running in place lol, i recently tried to copy this lady (brb gonna look hard for link)

tbf i lived off 250~300 AQI for 18 years before i went to the US

23:17

it's fine

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TdEmMAAyBdA

Luka Luka Night Fever Dance MIRRORED HIGH QUALITY HQ

23:17

Except it wasnt mirrored

idk why people are worried about air quality

23:17

it's not gonna kill you

TsPiggy

idk why people are worried about air quality

It tastes like burnt car tires

23:18

(Because here it is burnt car tires)

TsPiggy

it's not gonna kill you

Neither is eating, till it does

i live besides a factory currently

TsPiggy

i live besides a factory currently

Of iphones?

it always smell burning

23:18

idk

what do they make?

either iron or coal

jxsl13

what do they make?

Clouds like all other factories

probably steal

23:19

steel

23:19

my bad

jxsl13

probably steal

If freddie is to steal he should go on the walk

hometown is a large coal mine before

23:19

idk if it is still is

23:19

probably isn't after the earthquake

So what U gonna do Freddie?

I mean, you do make iron probably as well, but coal is nit made.

Walk? Or home excercise

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1976_Tangshan_earthquake

1976 Tangshan earthquake

The 1976 Tangshan earthquake (Chinese: 唐山大地震; pinyin: Tángshān dà dìzhèn; lit. 'Great Tangshan earthquake') was a Mw 7.6 earthquake that hit the region around Tangshan, Hebei, China, at 3:42 a.m. on 28 July 1976. The maximum intensity of the earthquake was XI (Extreme) on the Mercalli scale. In minutes, 85 percent of the buildings in Tangshan co...

Boom freddie located

just a casual 300k casualty

23:20

no big deal

Its in the name (edited)

23:20

Casual-ty

did they at least put up some fences during the earth quake? /cynicism

it was at midnight

TsPiggy

just a casual 300k casualty

Btw why parents got new apartamanet in earthquakey area?

people were asleep

gn

Teero

gn

Ni

Overlord

Btw why parents got new apartamanet in earthquakey area?

parents aren't here lol

would they if it was in broad daylight 0.0

TsPiggy

parents aren't here lol

Wait what?!

grandma is born here, and she only got back after idk 1985?

Im confused af

23:22

But U live with parents rn

23:22

Aaaach u dont live in hometown

well

23:22

weren't here

23:22

they are now

Yes but its still

23:22

Possible eartquakey area

23:23

Quake arena

what are the chance of having two deadly earthquake back to back

TsPiggy

what are the chance of having two deadly earthquake back to back

50%?

50%

23:23

would agree

idk

kek

i've only have one earthquake that worth talking about in my life

TsPiggy

i've only have one earthquake that worth talking about in my life

Toilet?

other ones are just minor inconvenince

Just be in a helicopter while quake runs

Teero

Just be in a helicopter while quake runs

Ni

no i deadass thought someone drove a car into our building

it happens 50% , it does not happen 50%

TsPiggy

no i deadass thought someone drove a car into our building

How many years ago?

idk, when i was like 14?

-_- making me do math

23:25

U were 30 32 or 35

Teero

Just be in a helicopter while quake runs

be an apache helicopter

jxsl13

be an apache helicopter

Shoot back at earth!

protect democracy

23:25

underground

i might wait for the store to open and finally go out

23:25

and buy some soda lol

23:25

InsaneCat

jxsl13

protect democracy

Sorry i only play games where im extorted

TsPiggy

and buy some soda lol

If U buy that all the walk will lose purpose

it's not fun orherwise

But i guess bettee than no walk?

i don't drink sugar soda tho

jxsl13

it's not fun orherwise

Yes i love when brazilians and egyptians who play 16h a day extort eu players so they are allowed to play

diet or just regular soda water

TsPiggy

diet or just regular soda water

Sparkling water? Not bad

that's probably no walk if it's like taking an elevator. walking 50m and walking 50m back.

i hate elevators

jxsl13

that's probably no walk if it's like taking an elevator. walking 50m and walking 50m back.

He will use stairs

23:27

U can accidentally meet somone in elevator but on stairs its rare to see people who live higher than first floor

grandma lived at 13th floor, and once the elevetor dropped from 12 to 9

justatest

1

TsPiggy

i hate elevators

probably for good reasons

after that i just can't stand elevators

So elevators in china really do eat peoole

to be fair the break did engage

23:28

i have to climb the shaft half way since it breaked in between floors

TsPiggy

to be fair the break did engage

I have seen enough of elevator videos where electric scooter decides to explode suffocate and burn people

hate it so much

23:29

those are banned

23:29

no batteries allowed in building now

TsPiggy

i have to climb the shaft half way since it breaked in between floors

U said grandma did but now U say U had, who was in the accident afterall?

TsPiggy

no batteries allowed in building now

So no phones either

my grandma lived at 13th floor. i was visiting

Ach

oh grandma's dead hence "lived"

TsPiggy

grandma lived at 13th floor, and once the elevetor dropped from 12 to 9

This really lacked context

lol

She moved out closer to the ground (badum tsss)(sorry)

nouis

mom still thinks one of my aunt killed her.

Not impossible, people do the weirdest of stuff

23:31

Mother of my schoolmate was helping serial killer

great that me talking about an elevator caused Freddie's ptsd to resurface.

tbh i think so too, cuz we left grandma with that aunt for two weeks and grandma can't speak or see after we are back

My apologies

By impersonating dead ladies and sellinf their flats

TsPiggy

tbh i think so too, cuz we left grandma with that aunt for two weeks and grandma can't speak or see after we are back

What the fuck

partyblob

and she just died very shortly after

This went dark real quick

23:32

Also this is often how i felt like when leaving a cat in somones care

23:32

Going from healthy cat to mega chonker

honestly just a ego thing tho. that aunt doesn't know how to take care of grandma but insist that she is capable of

Overlord

Going from healthy cat to mega chonker

at least it's happy

jxsl13

at least it's happy

False, aninals arent happy when overweight

and drove both my mom and my other aunts out of the house for two weeks (edited)

And orobably humans arent either

TsPiggy

and drove both my mom and my other aunts out of the house for two weeks (edited)

Ut sounds more like "gotta take all valuables out of the house before grandma dies"

23:34

It*

it's not the overweight, it's the food that makes them happy

jxsl13

it's not the overweight, it's the food that makes them happy

Are U happy?

now my mom and my favorite aunt just lives in grief cuz my aunt did want to see her daughter and my mom was too busy

just feed 'em more if they are sad

23:34

I'm happy when I eat a tasty steak.

and they just allowed THAT aunt to take care of grandma

TsPiggy

now my mom and my favorite aunt just lives in grief cuz my aunt did want to see her daughter and my mom was too busy

Why aunt cant see daughter wtf?

Overlord

Why aunt cant see daughter wtf?

leaving grandma alone is hard

Aaach

23:35

Its what caused em to go

23:35

Okay

she can't really walk or eat properly

sad

This is convoluted story, but it indeed horrible, people are incomprehensible to me

vibe

it's fine i guess. i'd rather see her go than seeing her stuck in bed most of the time

TsPiggy

vibe

it's fine i guess. i'd rather see her go than seeing her stuck in bed most of the time

Blind and unable to speak*

it's just not really a great way to go tho

I mean no way is a good way to go?

my other grandma died on the toilet after she made herself a breakfast.

so good aunt visited daughter 2k km away and mother needed to work, leaving aunt #2 to take care of your grandma.

like no idea how.

23:37

i'd say that's probably a better way

TsPiggy

like no idea how.

Maybe lack of oxygen?

no idea

I wouldnt known but when my father had aevere lung problems going to the toilet was insanely dofficult task

we didn't get autopsy or anything, cuz it just happened. she was healthy and happy.

23:39

InsaneCat

23:39

not even collapsed. she was just sitting there

23:40

that's definitely a better way than blind and scared

No idea, my grandpa died by unpluging machine (well the doctors did do that)

23:40

So no idea if there is a good way to go

we hate ICU

Why?

but our hospital is bad tho

23:41

their ICU is 100% death

So is mine ( i worked there ) but kids icu is great

not worth it (edited)

Pffff our adult icu is only 70% death

HUH

it feels like a way to squeeze more money out of dying people

U pay for icu?

ye

Not insurance?

Overlord

So is mine ( i worked there ) but kids icu is great

a different kind of evil statement. depending in how you interpret it.

it is hella expensive and they don't let anyone see the patient

23:42

you just hand the person to them and they die after a while

jxsl13

a different kind of evil statement. depending in how you interpret it.

It means kid icu has good staff, new rquipment and low mortality rate

23:42

Tho my cousin died 3 days after getting released

so much death

TsPiggy

you just hand the person to them and they die after a while

A while means few days, so the $$$ checks out?

ye let's talk about living

and the older we get, the more deaths we will encounter

TsPiggy

ye let's talk about living

U wont for long with that fat belly of urs

jxsl13

and the older we get, the more deaths we will encounter

Just cut all contacts, with everyone

says the one

i already had my 4 grandparents gone

jxsl13

says the one

True

kek

1

but i've never met one of my grandpa tho

23:44

so maybe that one doesn't count

TsPiggy

i already had my 4 grandparents gone

Depending, on familial relations i will officially say, that i dont know if this is positive or negative

TsPiggy

but i've never met one of my grandpa tho

Same

died of cancer tho, so hopefully it's not a gene

Well genes can pop up anytime

23:46

My sister got a weird rash 4 months ago

23:46

Turns out its genetcal issue

23:46

So its not actually a rash

mom woke up

Imagine having the bad genes of the familly

‍

TsPiggy

mom woke up

Make her an egg too?

no

Lol

she can make her own

23:47

kekw

Worst son i ever had

Overlord

Turns out its genetcal issue

man, I want to make a joke here, but topic is too serious.

she only eat her own stuff in the morning tho

jxsl13

man, I want to make a joke here, but topic is too serious.

Go ahead its off-topic

TsPiggy

she only eat her own stuff in the morning tho

Ach zero trust society

Overlord

Turns out its genetcal issue

*genital issue (badum tsss) (edited)

Like my mom after watching chinese movie with me where they were poisoning the mother of familly

23:48

I remember the few times i made coffe for her in the morning as kid and she was like "YOU WANT TO POISON ME??"

23:48

Good old times

23:48

Turns out im bad barista

jxsl13

*genital issue (badum tsss) (edited)

U forgot the badum tss part

TsPiggy

she only eat her own stuff in the morning tho

that tells us more about you than about her

kekw

23:49

yye

jxsl13

that tells us more about you than about her

We aleeady saw his "bun"

it wasn't even toasty

mom bought the buns tho

this sad piece of "bread"

TsPiggy

mom bought the buns tho

U sound like the kid who eats dry rice, and blames the rice seller for selling U "not done rice"

kek

1

true

23:50

now where's my allowence for zzz

Dont eat the frozen chicken tho

TsPiggy

now where's my allowence for zzz

Done for the month

i need to make something that i can make in a week

23:51

to regain that feeling

23:51

i think i've lost it

23:51

doing year long plans really is not for me

Mmm origami?

what is the context here?

justatest

i mean video games

23:52

i haven't published any game in 4 months

23:52

feelsbadman

you are not a publisher, are you?

He is

23:52

He made

you sell your own games?

Nou.is

i mean... ye

23:53

why not

23:53

it's not like there are any good chinese publishers

TsPiggy

it's not like there are any good chinese publishers

Netease?

nah

23:53

they sucks ass

Tencent?

chinese publisher usually takes 60%

23:53

so.. no thanks

Dayum

some app store do 7/3 split

23:54

them 7, and you 3

23:54

chinese market it wild

23:54

game studio usually gets 5% of the total revenue

how much burocracy does a self-publisher need to go through to get a game published?

after the markets and publishing

jxsl13

how much burocracy does a self-publisher need to go through to get a game published?

self publish? if not in china not much

TsPiggy

game studio usually gets 5% of the total revenue

that is wild

i can just throw something on steam

23:55

and pay taxes

1

hmhm

I love paying taxes

our best deal with bilibili in the first company i've worked at gave us 20% guarantee (edited)

Och shit

23:56

My pressure xooker

so if everything covered still doesn't have 20% revenue left, they put money in to pay us

23:56

but if it is more than 20% they take the rest

Beeping in middle of night like a mf

Overlord

My pressure xooker

*hooker (badum tsss)

And im bathing

that's like the best i've seen

jxsl13

*hooker (badum tsss)

Pleasure sucker

I find it wild that publishers take that much money

jxsl13

I find it wild that publishers take that much money

Btw in the west is similar

idk other publishers tho

Read larian studios history

but they do give you more marketing. it's digital good so the cost of selling one copy is low.

23:59

other than chinese publisher doesn't even do marketing good

Freddie, i cant believe u are earning money

china's market is just not the same

This is disgusting

what

23:59

i'm not

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