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good job!

00:11

now im hungry

im hungary

hi hungary, i'm fred

05:44

TIL half life alyx has a one handed mode. that's based (edited)

TsFreddie

TIL half life alyx has a one handed mode. that's based (edited)

What for tho

05:47

justatest

офф топик фор рашен гоу генерал

♂S1mple♂

What for tho

amputees

05:48

pepeW

05:48

what did you think it was for

You know what i thought first (edited)

Ого

офф топик фор рашен гоу генерал

Кринж

Ого

офф топик фор рашен гоу генерал

Only turkish here

06:18

Go #general for russian

♂S1mple♂

Кринж

и что дальше?

Ого

и что дальше?

А чего ты ждешь

06:46

Чето сказал тупое и ждёт что я что то ещё скажу

06:46

Стыдно должно быть

gizem

Go #general for russian

☠︎⚐︎📪︎ ✋︎ 👎︎⚐︎☠︎❄︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎ ☜︎☠︎☝︎☹︎✋︎💧︎☟︎ 💧︎⚐︎ ✋︎ 🕈︎⚐︎☠︎❄︎ 🕆︎💧︎☜︎ ✋︎❄︎✏︎

Overlord

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looks a bit too dense with too low scaring on skin

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Derek

looks a bit too dense with too low scaring on skin

Wdym dense

08:10

Bread with air is some corporation propaganda

beacuse of bad cuts the air had no good way of going out thats why it soaked into dough making it dense instead of fluffy

08:12

could've hold it a bit longer

08:12

but nice still

08:12

!

i love fluffy bread especially when its just baked and still hot

Overlord

Wdym dense

also what flour did you use?

むぎ

i love fluffy bread especially when its just baked and still hot

i haven't eaten this shit for 5 years

むぎ

i love fluffy bread especially when its just baked and still hot

same, hot fluffy bread is literally eaten in a day or two when i make

Derek

same, hot fluffy bread is literally eaten in a day or two when i make

day or two? i could eat the whole thing in one way from bakery to home

08:16

justatest

depends on the size we talk

Derek

also what flour did you use?

520 and 405 mixed

08:17

german typing

Derek

depends on the size we talk

normal size

Overlord

520 and 405 mixed

if you put more of the 520 remember to give it a good hydration with good ammount of water

put around 500g of 520 and 800g of 405

08:18

I think it looks like this because of "maślanka" and "kefir"

08:18

+ i skipped stuff from recipe i didnt have (like potatoes)

i tried making few breads with additions like plums and it went well, try it out if you have a bit of a sweet fruity tooth, can recommend

I have only calcium made teeths ( or whatever is that )

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08:21

Bro they listen and read everything I say

Derek

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bro, I started playing mmo game without looking it up etc

08:28

I have pc on a different network

08:28

the only thing I did was talk on discord (from this pc and this network) to a friend

08:29

yet youtube recommended me some random trivia from that game

08:29

also the 2nd pc has fake persona and no accounts associated

08:29

I bet it's either wifi name spoofing

08:29

or Im out of ideas

absolutely not sus Susge

Susge

sometimes its just confirmation bias. Normally dou wouldve scrolled over it, but now it was iinteresting so u notice

no.

Gumba

sometimes its just confirmation bias. Normally dou wouldve scrolled over it, but now it was iinteresting so u notice

it's a game I play since 2004

08:31

I play it every now and then (sometimes months difference)

08:31

like 8-9 months

Gumba

sometimes its just confirmation bias. Normally dou wouldve scrolled over it, but now it was iinteresting so u notice

that's exactly what fbi agent spying on us would say

justatest

1

08:31

nice try fed

I agree with Derek, Gumba is defienietly a sleeper agent

kindasus

1

btw if anyone wonders why I would use 2nd pc to play a game, it's due to battle eye anticheat

understandable

1

♂S1mple♂

Чето сказал тупое и ждёт что я что то ещё скажу

я не тебе писал даже

09:01

шиз ебаный

Ого

я не тебе писал даже

Это делает твой поступок нормальным?

RedRay32

Это делает твой поступок нормальным?

как же мне стыдно должно быть за английский текст русскими буквами

09:05

пиздец

Overlord

btw if anyone wonders why I would use 2nd pc to play a game, it's due to battle eye anticheat

what about second ssd

стыдно должно быть за токс к человеку который к нему даже не обращался

anyways u didnt explain why exactly

Ого

как же мне стыдно должно быть за английский текст русскими буквами

тебе должно быть стыдно за то что ты английский не знаешь, а вот рууский!! все на рускам общацаа

むぎ

what about second ssd

dude, and what change MAC of my network card each time?

09:12

encrypt them so they dont see one another?

09:13

but their hardware ID stays

Overlord

dude, and what change MAC of my network card each time?

why?

09:13

u got banned?

no, but it's a game where fetus deletus of entire account happen

09:13

sometimes false positives

i see

and I have a lot of stuff over the years regarding this game on pc

09:13

lots of which would be positive positives

bro buy external

09:13

network

09:13

card

I use external network card

09:14

and 2nd router that's radio one

09:14

that plugs into NIC

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09:14

sounds cool

sounds like 2 unstable connections are worhtless

sounds like i have 9 years old router and im not complaining (edited)

09:15

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むぎ

тебе должно быть стыдно за то что ты английский не знаешь, а вот рууский!! все на рускам общацаа

ты не понимаешь, страдать хуйней это кринж и мне должно быть стыдно

Ого

ты не понимаешь, страдать хуйней это кринж и мне должно быть стыдно

что ты щас написал

мне должно быть стыдно за то что я щас написал

09:17

ты не понимаешь просто

09:17

в офф топике все серьезные

чел иди нахуй

09:17

такую хуйню несешь

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むぎ

чел иди нахуй

сам иди нахуй

фу тебе должно быть стыдно за токс

Ого

я не тебе писал даже

А кому ты писал то (edited)

10:41

Никого больше не было шизик

Ого

в офф топике все серьезные

Нет, просто у тебя юмор как у пельменя

сообщение никому не адресовано, обычная стрелка на то что в #general если написать на русском то скажут общаться в #off-topic

♂S1mple♂

Нет, просто у тебя юмор как у пельменя

я еблан тупой давай закончим диалог на этом

@BaumWolle WolleBaum

11:08

Chooo chooo

11:08

nouis

nou

Advent of code is literally just parsing

pilonpl

Advent of code is literally just parsing

too real

I just read day 3.. time to write a regex when I'm home boom

boom

actual pain in a language you don't know and extra pain when I put restrictions on myself but I guess it's a decent way to learn how to do strings in any given language

Competing on the leaderboards is literally just pasting the problem into chatgpt lol

meloƞ

I just read day 3.. time to write a regex when I'm home boom

boom

every time I write regex I have to ask which special characters to escape and which not to

pilonpl

Competing on the leaderboards is literally just pasting the problem into chatgpt lol

Hm true I guess chatgpt could handle those questions decently well

11:19

But that would be boring as shit

Yeah

11:19

Imagine waking up at night just to paste a problem into chatgpt

11:20

To get useless points (edited)

11:20

I guess parsing is kinda hard

11:21

And i don't know how to do it well

11:21

I always try something a little different but it never quite feels perfect

the first two days were just map (map read . words) . lines god I love Haskell for some things

11:22

ok first day was actually more like transpose . map (map read . words) . lines

I also don't like working with 2D arrays

11:23

Because

11:23

There are literal edge cases

liftM2 zip init tail go BRRR

11:25

I mean in these problems you really don't have to think about edge cases, just do one or two fewer iterations to account for them

11:26

There are 2 difficult problems in computing:

naming things
cache invalidation
off by one errors

This is always so funny

11:27

Anyways so how should a parser look like?

11:27

I always end up having a lot if if statements

11:27

And a bit of state

If you're doing it imperatively yeah that's kinda how it tends to look in my experience

And i guess the issue is when i modify some state and then read it in the same iteration?

11:28

Idk how to explain it

11:29

I guess each iteration should end immediately after modifying state

11:30

Idk if it makes sense

You're allowed to do it in multiple passes if that helps btw, that can often help you handle less state every iteration

11:33

with a good optimizing compiler those loops might even get combined into one in the binary if that's helpful for performance

I am not sure how multiple passes would be useful at all

11:34

At least in day 3 advent of code (edited)

11:35

Oh i guess if you could separate the input into chunks

pilonpl

Oh i guess if you could separate the input into chunks

For the second half of the problem I completely remove the sections between don't()s and do()s before I just throw the output of that into the same solution I had for the first part

I don't even know what the second part is

For the first part if you're not doing it the obvious way with a single regex then I'd store the entire state (other than the output buffer) in a single enum

I guess

11:40

That might be smart

or if you want to write something more general you could write a way to match certain sequences of characters and then use that to update your matching state enum

11:45

actually I'm just now realizing that matching for multiple possible sequences has surprisingly many considerations

11:46

but if you're matching for a single word it's very easy to write

leaking my credit card (edited)

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poggers

2

why is valve still being sued for not allowing selling underpriced steam key

13:25

nouis

not allowing reselling games for lower that is hosted on steam seems pretty reasonable to me

TsFreddie

leaking my credit card (edited)

nah that has to be the most epic credit card ive seen

TsFreddie

nouis

not allowing reselling games for lower that is hosted on steam seems pretty reasonable to me

Ikr, especially because as a game publisher you can get an almost unlimited amount of game keys for your own game (edited)

Souly

nah that has to be the most epic credit card ive seen

banks are trying hard to have people opening accounts

wait so its not a custom one?

no

LMAO

it's an official licensed pokemon card

13:45

owo

i thought you just paid extra to get a custom print on a card

13:45

didnt expect that ngl

13:45

sooo umm

13:46

where can i get one

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13:46

got it like two years ago

13:46

the collab probably ended

13:46

justatest

Why is mine so fkn Boring

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13:47

reeeee

at least it's a fun colour

Amongus fingee

13:48

R

meloƞ

Why is mine so fkn Boring

why would you take a bite off your card

here's mine since we're sharing

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TsFreddie

the collab probably ended

can you resell me your card

also has a bite taken off it

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13:51

i got this too

wowo

WHY ARE YOUR FINGERS SO ELEGANT

mine just has a black cat print

AND MINE LOOK LIKE FCKN SAUSAGES

meloƞ

WHY ARE YOUR FINGERS SO ELEGANT

i rarely do hard works

mine are like normal and balanced Freddie's are just straight up cute

also i got pretty big hands i guess

FUUUUUU

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I just slap this on the table and they give me everything for free

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everybody just showing hands now

hand reveal

Jupstar ✪

I just slap this on the table and they give me everything for free

Stop flexing

meloƞ

FUUUUUU

show five

5

TsFreddie

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atomic explosion ahh pepsi

TsFreddie

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Why does your room look like you are rich

Jupstar ✪

Why does your room look like you are rich

cuz its my parents home

13:56

i live with my parents now

clever

should i buy melatonin gummy or just pills

13:59

is there any difference

u should ask learath

hands with assorted objects

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he is an expert in being happy

risu

hands with assorted objects

u got some really long fingers

woah, freaky

14:01

nice lighting and shadows

I like melon’s hands more

gizem

I like melon’s hands more

You could crush a melon with those!

my secret skill is that my fingers are quite flexible xD

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He could crush my melons too

But do you know these ppl that can bend their thumb like 180°

14:04

That scares me xd

Jupstar ✪

my secret skill is that my fingers are quite flexible xD

monkalaugh

Jupstar ✪

my secret skill is that my fingers are quite flexible xD

What radius is that?

Teero

What radius is that?

if u mean angle, i'd say bit more than 45°

Jupstar ✪

if u mean angle, i'd say bit more than 45°

No

14:45

The radius of the curve of your hand

14:45

Your hand draws part of a circle

14:45

What radius is the circle

14:45

If you approximate it

Teero

The radius of the curve of your hand

what the fcking hell do you talk about xDDDDDDDDDDD

14:47

what did your english teacher do to you

??

14:48

Grow a circle until it matches the curve

14:49

Every curve can be represented as circles

Looks like 500° to me

Jupstar ✪

u should ask learath

Am I like the herbalist?

meloƞ

Looks like 500° to me

sumtup

14:50

shudip

14:50

Sduup

Around 59900462057523°

Shut ip

nouis

3

risu

hands with assorted objects

woah just like mine

14:50

nails are different a bit tho

TsFreddie

is there any difference

I preferred gummies, they supposedly get into the bloodstream faster

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Teero

Shut ip

Calculate it, 500° could fit.

meloƞ

Calculate it, 500° could fit.

Brother it is a radius

14:51

Not degree

Learath2

Am I like the herbalist?

for herbs that make you happy? defs

Teero

Brother it is a radius

Look again!

Jupstar ✪

for herbs that make you happy? defs

tea with herbs (edited)

Jupstar ✪

my secret skill is that my fingers are quite flexible xD

Can you bend your thumb enough to touch your inner forearm?

Learath2

Can you bend your thumb enough to touch your inner forearm?

tf? xd

Learath2

Can you bend your thumb enough to touch your inner forearm?

barely not

14:52

but i know ppl that can

14:52

and it's creepy

Jupstar ✪

for herbs that make you happy? defs

Melatonin is not the happiness juice. It's the sleepiness juice

Learath2

Melatonin is not the happiness juice. It's the sleepiness juice

oh true

Learath2

Melatonin is not the happiness juice. It's the sleepiness juice

But good sleep makes you happier!

Teero

Grow a circle until it matches the curve

no

14:53

i don't believe you

You have to plant and care for the circle

14:53

Only then it will grow

If you are looking for herbs that make you happy you need St. John's Wort

Jupstar ✪

i don't believe you

Don't listen to Teero he got the devil's lettuce after his history exam to calm down

Also apparently the smell of cinnamon/vanilla can do the job

meloƞ

Don't listen to Teero he got the devil's lettuce after his history exam to calm down

what

Teero

what

Exactly!

14:54

The real Teero would've understood NotLikeKogasa

NotLikeKogasa

meloƞ

Don't listen to Teero he got the devil's lettuce after his history exam to calm down

no no, Teero only takes stimulants

I'm happy that I'm writing the next history exam Thursday and I only got this one today

Teero is a stimulant

risu

no no, Teero only takes stimulants

Teero produces dopamine with tas runs

I'm am literally unable to write more than 3 pages

I'm am reads like the sound that one Russian dude makes in his weird tik Tok

Teero is a history teacher?

teero is an adult

14:58

that is his title

Jupstar ✪

teero is an adult

No Teero is teero

A freak

I think

14:59

nouis

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Learath2

I preferred gummies, they supposedly get into the bloodstream faster

thx

15:00

gummies are like double the price

15:00

kek

Pills you need to time better, but other than that it should be the same effect

windows is completely unusable, i still dont understand how its dominating the market

Cammodude

windows is completely unusable, i still dont understand how its dominating the market

Ease of use for the majority of people.

15:03

It's good enough to watch porn, play sims 4 and type things into excel

15:04

Most people are happy wth thst

i tried to install a tiling manager and literally nothing works

A windows tiling window manager .

15:05

?

15:05

Windows has automatic tiling, no?

Cammodude

windows is completely unusable, i still dont understand how its dominating the market

Because linux is completely unusable for my father

Learath2

Because linux is completely unusable for my father

My mom uses nixOS FYI

15:05

gigachad

meloƞ

Windows has automatic tiling, no?

hotkeys to move windows around and switch between desktops

15:06

(and if i try to do that with normal windows keybinds i end up killing myself in ddnet)

(i'm sorry boys but i want EA games to work)

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meloƞ

My mom uses nixOS FYI

What sort of terachad??

15:07

Do you manage it for her remotely?

Learath2

Do you manage it for her remotely?

yep :D

15:07

she used linux all her life

15:07

but she said she forgot 99% of it, so i recommended nixOS, works flawlessly for her usecase

15:07

and whenever she wants something i just push it up for her

15:08

no need to drive over etc

15:09

good reminder btw

15:11

@Cammodude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVXMcrRANC8

KDE on Windows - Exploring the Forgotten Port

id use it

Is dandadan worth watching?

15:35

Opening sounds really good

тупицы

15:51

дибилы

15:51

мрази

15:51

@DDNet

15:51

@SkinDB

15:51

@YADDB

https://apnews.com/article/south-korea-yoon-martial-law-997c22ac93f6a9bece68454597e577c1

South Korean parliament votes to defy president by lifting his decl...

The South Korean parliament has voted to defy the country’s president and immediately lift his martial law declaration.

16:42

@Learath2 big

what's the lore behind this

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2

Probably one tester drama or the other. At all times there are always 10 to 15 tester dramas ongoing

16:54

Also 4 secret cabals making underground plans at all times. It could be one of those too

Learath2

Probably one tester drama or the other. At all times there are always 10 to 15 tester dramas ongoing

which one, the first, second, third, the 4th, the 5th, THE MINOR FAAALLL AND THE MAAJOR LIIFT

17:07

THE BAAFFLED KIING COMPOOOOSING HAALLEELLUUJJAAAAAAH

17:08

not really a drama tbf, vena just didnt touch the event maps afaict

Learath2

Probably one tester drama or the other. At all times there are always 10 to 15 tester dramas ongoing

no drama, vena asked to be removed on his own

Drama could be either s comedy or tragedy, and no women actor allowed ~~ greek masterrace

Dan da dan dan da dan dan da dan

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I really need to stop flying Lufthansa or atleast stop flying through Munich

Learath2

I really need to stop flying Lufthansa or atleast stop flying through Munich

:(

meloƞ

:(

Tell them to add a proper food court to the damn airport and a bar

19:17

Who builds an airport that doesn't have a proper bar, stg

Just finished watching arcane feelsbadman

feelsbadman

2

MilkeeyCat

Just finished watching arcane feelsbadman

feelsbadman

It ruined so many background stories for me

20:23

But good series

https://www.moddb.com/mods/bisounours-party

Bisounours Party mod for Half-Life 2

Bisounours Party is meant to be a fun mod settled in a colorful universe with various fast paced gamemodes such as Deathmatch, Team Deathmatch, Capture The Flag and more fun gamemodes such as Coop, Sourceforts-like...

20:24

looks fun

math aint mathing

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meloƞ

math aint mathing

there are percentage for validating and decompression

20:36

maybe hardcoded 10% for the final steps.

20:37

oh right, sleep, sorry for appearing

TsFreddie

https://www.moddb.com/mods/bisounours-party

Bro this thing was fucking awesome

20:59

Im not even sure if that's the thing i think of but i played it

21:02

The singleplayer one tho

@TsFreddie why sleep, when You can [redacted]

Eat?

PingSock

DISTURBING THN PEACE

22:40

LOOK INTO MY EYES

FREDDIE GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

22:41

peperage

i think i'm getting up

peperage

maybe catch up on sleep at noon for a bit

22:41

im starving

22:42

just heard my mom waking up so imma try to ask whether we are eating breakfast (edited)

meloƞ

peperage

hello

22:42

Why u red

Always red

ah now u blue

22:42

What happened

justatest

blueee

22:43

blue = sigma male

why

Blue + orange + purple greenthing

greenthing

meloƞ

Blue + orange + purple greenthing

greenthing

= brown

@TsFreddie but dont You feel cared for, when there's random notification and it's not from "@everyone"?

btw whatcha think

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nice

Teero

btw whatcha think

for a sec i thought its picture of floor

22:45

but as long as egg yolk is liquid i think it's dope

but i would put ham aswell

Gumba

but i would put ham aswell

Don't have

gg

Overlord

but as long as egg yolk is liquid i think it's dope

Yes it was

i didnt make eggs in a long time cuz i dont want to interact with my roommates (i play ddnet)

tee_thinking

1

Teero

btw whatcha think

The most German Plastikunterlegeschneidebrett

22:46

I approve

meloƞ

The most German Plastikunterlegeschneidebrett

I recently broke the last one

How

Also it is just for protecting the wood from the tea

22:47

So no

go into wood

Pls do not the wood

yep but shouldt ur wooden table be processed with something to defend it

22:49

Just record TAS of tea making + drinking without spilling and replay it?!

Gumba

Just record TAS of tea making + drinking without spilling and replay it?!

think_bot

22:50

I would replaybot the shit out of my life NGL

meloƞ

How

It was kind of bent due to hot tea standing on it every day. I tried to bend it back by putting it on the bügeleisen and bügeln it with a relatively low temperature and some backpapier over it to make sure it doesn't touch the iron. This would theoretically straighten the plastic back but the iron was too small so it made it even worse

meloƞ

I would replaybot the shit out of my life NGL

anticheat will detect

22:51

Go in prison (edited)

i mean, if the softeners already vanished (which they do over time), then i dont think u can really fix it

Teero

It was kind of bent due to hot tea standing on it every day. I tried to bend it back by putting it on the bügeleisen and bügeln it with a relatively low temperature and some backpapier over it to make sure it doesn't touch the iron. This would theoretically straighten the plastic back but the iron was too small so it made it even worse

For next time: Take it, put it in hot water (turn on your sink to max heat is enough) Let soak for 15 minutes, and then just beschwer it with something heavy to get it back into shape

22:51

Works every time

bro is sparfuchs

meloƞ

For next time: Take it, put it in hot water (turn on your sink to max heat is enough) Let soak for 15 minutes, and then just beschwer it with something heavy to get it back into shape

yea that should work

22:52

Thx (edited)

22:52

Didn't think of that

Gumba

bro is sparfuchs

Bro has Hausfrau that showed him all the little Hausfrauentricks EssexLemonEat

EssexLemonEat

gigachad

2

22:53

German brainrot inc

22:53

1

is hausfrau even viable in 2k24? thought rent so high that both habe to workge

Gumba

is hausfrau even viable in 2k24? thought rent so high that both habe to workge

Were both hausfrauen tbh, I work full time, she works part time

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meloƞ

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Digga xD

Teero

Digga xD

KEKW

I think when i will start to work, at least 50% of my income will go to rent... gg

meloƞ

KEKW

Es isr halt nicht mal unlustig

22:55

I'm sry

Gumba

I think when i will start to work, at least 50% of my income will go to rent... gg

If you pay over 33% of your income in rent (Kaltmiete), it's to much

no

22:56

my lohn will just not be good, but i want a high standard

22:56

idc, will die poor

When she wakes up I ask wife if she'd accept a gumba in the house

22:56

You can live in the Abstellkammer (edited)

i live under stairs like harry p.

Gumba

i live under stairs like harry p.

boom

thx, will come back to it eventually

Teero

Es isr halt nicht mal unlustig

Fun fact, das war das erste was ich heute auf Twitter gesehen habe

1

22:57

kekw

@meloƞ come visit me I'm at 0x774fc3ee25

Teero

@meloƞ come visit me I'm at 0x774fc3ee25

Nah sry my Timezone is currently shifting, I'm at 38299550392(272271771*+1

made french toasts (edited)

TsFreddie

made french toasts (edited)

I go sleep

23:02

Smh

23:02

Gn

oh no

23:03

where can i find another big german dude to talk to now

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@Teero Freddie wants to talk to you

kekw

23:03

gn

Teero

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thisemoji

thanks google

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Here have a free tas for your amusement

meloƞ

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Hast du mehr davon

Bota

Hast du mehr davon

^ ich auch

Teero

^ ich auch

Dann her damit

Ich will auch

23:06

Hab nix

23:06

Bin arm

https://youtube.com/shorts/nle7KL9IPwY?si=1lhmCtSAYFolTjHC

🐾Fluffy Protogen The Avgeek 🐾

German brainrot part 2 (pigeon goes to aldi)

23:07

Und jetzt ins Bett

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ich bin fred

I can only give lq memes bota

that's as much as i know about german

TsFreddie

that's as much as i know about german

please don't drive away with a burnout

wdym drive away

23:08

i don't have a driver's license

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23:39

wtf github (edited)

23:39

why you hate me

23:43

https://www.githubstatus.com/incidents/w6g0cmvyx3vm resolved my ass

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