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Learath2

Cute

did you know zzz hides tons of german flags in their game

04:14

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justatest

05:32

Confirmed Weeb Lero

TsFreddie

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good one

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07:15

btw

07:16

this sounds like a good time to start xD

trollet

09:18

Bcs it is

poggers2

09:38

Lemme change imaginary money for some other imaginary money

Buy Low sell Low Go cry

meloƞ

Buy Low sell Low Go cry

WOW A MOD NOW HUH, and U dare to show Ur face around here?! with that "wisdom" of Yours?!!!

10:25

10:25

i want to see the REAL MELON

monkaStop

meloƞ

Buy Low sell Low Go cry

btw i have no idea what idiot wrote

10:26

"you dont lose money if stock market goes down, as long as you dont sell"

10:26

fella if You buy a game, cant refund and the very next day its 50% off You did indeed lose money, for the product is no longer worth what You paid for it

10:27

that's why gamblign is better, the payouts are always the same!

Overlord

that's why gamblign is better, the payouts are always the same!

ye they're basically zero

zhn

ye they're basically zero

ey, atleast they're stable

troll

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10:32

@meloƞ havent seen You in a while, must be a nice busy life, being a mod, enjoying the hawaiian beach

Sticker

10:33

where can i download this picture it's cool

@ForgottenCat first Your social security number, and bank credentials XD

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ok

nooooo, I dont want to go to non horny jail :/ (edited)

10:33

dont write those!

You ask!=I reply

10:34

brownbear

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thank you man

(edited)

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10:35

U can always take sticker or nitro booster gifs

10:35

and use them on pc

10:35

but maybe the person who made the screenshot back when "/r/ place was a thing has better quality"

10:35

since discord compresses ze images

i wanna use it as my

10:37

pad protective cover

10:37

hey this word is weird

ForgottenCat

pad protective cover

pad case

listen well, we all know it goes on Your waifu pillow

10:38

allong with nouis

nouis

waifu?

10:41

wife

10:41

I never have waifu

10:43

nouis

ForgottenCat

I never have waifu

keep denying it, we all know what "pad protective cover" stands for

It is for my pad, not for me

I dont mind how You call the "waifu pillow"

10:45

I have a @meloƞ pillow

How big is it

6.3 KG

10:46

dont know circumference nor anything

my "waifu pillow" is not big enough to be a pillow

but after im done eating it, prolly wont even "be"

nobody by one for me

ForgottenCat

nobody by one for me

this is english, but not within the scope of my comprehension

the school sells half melon

10:48

even with spoon

10:48

Though a little expensive

10:48

maybe 2dollars without spoon

hmmm

10:49

I once bought watermelon

10:49

and it wasnt cut, just one ball, big one

10:49

and for 20 min i tried to bash it open without destroying everything

10:49

i was on some grass field next to road, and eating it with bare hands

10:49

people looked at me like im some sort of psycho!

xd

ForgottenCat

maybe 2dollars without spoon

if it's 1$ per kg its not bad price

per kg? thats

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10:51

i once buy this one

10:51

3.6kg, just 10yuan, about 1.7dollar

10:52

but in my school 10yuan could buy only 2.5kg maybe

10:53

dinner time

ForgottenCat

3.6kg, just 10yuan, about 1.7dollar

if You have watermelons in this price

11:01

adopt me and let me lvie with urself

Overlord

if You have watermelons in this price

watermelon in china is pretty cheap though

ForgottenCat

watermelon in china is pretty cheap though

Thats it im moving to china

one melon a day, will doctor keeps away?

Overlord

Thats it im moving to china

aren't you already in china

11:24

if you aren't in china, then why do you live in my heart

TsFreddie

aren't you already in china

Maybe mentally

ForgottenCat

one melon a day, will doctor keeps away?

one watermelon a day, diabetes on it's way

TsFreddie

aren't you already in china

aren't you already in china

♂S1mple♂

one watermelon a day, diabetes on it's way

ok

ForgottenCat

one melon a day, will doctor keeps away?

A melon a day, will turn my poop liquid

TsFreddie

if you aren't in china, then why do you live in my heart

Smooth criminal

i should get checked for type2 diabetes

TsFreddie

if you aren't in china, then why do you live in my heart

teach me how to say

TsFreddie

i should get checked for type2 diabetes

Why? Better to live in bliss of ignorance

Overlord

Why? Better to live in bliss of ignorance

been getting headaches after eating too much

11:26

i think my blood sugar is jumping too much

11:26

both too high and too low

ForgottenCat

teach me how to say

Stick a feather into a bat, what kind of bird are You?! (edited)

TsFreddie

i think my blood sugar is jumping too much

Isnt jumping a math pro?

HUH

huh?

TsFreddie

been getting headaches after eating too much

Just a pro tip

11:26

Better to save urself quickly

11:27

Else U will live rest of Ur life in way worse quality

11:27

Even if rich

11:27

Diabetes are no fun

catxplosion

11:27

ik

11:27

but ADHD

11:27

i'm having priority crisis

Overlord

Stick a feather into a bat, what kind of bird are You?! (edited)

Does any of U understand this?

Overlord

Does any of U understand this?

i don't think so

Overlord

Does any of U understand this?

oh right do you know @Souly

Ok then im reading fake chinese book then

11:28

Will try next one

11:29

A monkey has diarrhea, your intestines are twisted up

justatest

11:29

are you sure you are not just making these up

A monkey has diarrhea, your intestines are twisted up.” In Chinese, the word for diarrhea combines the extremely common action verb commonly rendered as pull with the word for belly. So diarrhea is a literally a ‘pulled belly,’ or if used as a verb ‘pulling the belly.’ What's more, in Chinese culture, the ‘deepest aspect of a person’ is usually their internal organs. In this case, it’s sort of like telling someone in English that they have a “twisted mind,” i.e. they’re depraved, crazy, or something like that.

TsFreddie

are you sure you are not just making these up

Yea im not

send book

But I guess i cant use it in daily conversation

TsFreddie

send book

"Beyond timescape" novel by ergen

11:30

Tho i have PDF somewhere of a book called "dirty chinese"

oh right you did say you liked these

11:31

still, maybe i should know these but i really don't

Overlord

A monkey has diarrhea, your intestines are twisted up.” In Chinese, the word for diarrhea combines the extremely common action verb commonly rendered as pull with the word for belly. So diarrhea is a literally a ‘pulled belly,’ or if used as a verb ‘pulling the belly.’ What's more, in Chinese culture, the ‘deepest aspect of a person’ is usually their internal organs. In this case, it’s sort of like telling someone in English that they have a “twisted mind,” i.e. they’re depraved, crazy, or something like that.

i get pulled belly that's about it

TsFreddie

still, maybe i should know these but i really don't

I think normal peeps dont

i get like 30% of twisted intestines if it is what i think it is (edited)

11:33

but still, no idea what monkey has to do with any of this

11:34

probably lost in translation

Apparently

11:34

Those are some type of dad pun insults

11:34

Made up

our puns are usually pretty easy to get honestly

11:34

it has to be super bad to be unintelligible (edited)

Overlord

Stick a feather into a bat, what kind of bird are You?! (edited)

ok let me read this again

Read it however much U want but i will tell U, i didnt get the meaning at all

11:36

This is probably only xianxia book where these dont make sense to me

11:36

And i considered myself ok

i can get what it wants to say kinda

11:36

still don't know the whole phrase

11:37

it's like saying "why are you pretending" or like "who the hell are you to be like this" (edited)

Yea its

11:37

"Who the hell are you?"

oh ok

There’s a biggest bro and a second bro, but where do you rank?”

i get the bat thing now

11:38

it's a chicken feather specifically

TsFreddie

i get the bat thing now

Want the TL note?

not really lol

K

ok googled out the monkey thing

11:39

it is exactly what it said but i just never heard of it

Btw freddie

11:39

Is Ur surname the 2nd most common one in china

11:39

Starts with W?

Nice leak

ye?

Can U adopt me?

11:40

Always wanted fancy surname

why?

11:40

ok

11:40

the most common means the least fancy

11:40

justatest

11:40

you've been fooled

Dude mine is not only common af

11:40

But also a meme

leak

No!

11:40

Mby on adoption palers

11:40

Papers

cliffhanger

11:41

justatest

11:41

did someone think you are korean or i'm just not understanding

TsFreddie

did someone think you are korean or i'm just not understanding

Somone thought im american

i did

Because they see me as maga hat

11:42

Ok

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haven't I asked you which state you are from?

Been on shooting range first time in years and probably 3rd time in life

11:42

And suddenly i got good

TsFreddie

haven't I asked you which state you are from?

No

huh?

Overlord

No

https://discord.com/channels/252358080522747904/252358080522747904/1188804387716472882

IM TURNING AMERICAN

lmao

11:43

you sounds american really

11:43

also looks like a trump supporter too

TsFreddie

which state are you in btw

Well U kinda got the answer there

Overlord

thanks to some random painter, meanwhile nobody knows where is poland :(

KEKW

why did i Slip over this one

TsFreddie

i did

i mean i did. not anymore obviously

meloƞ

KEKW

why did i Slip over this one

U are cool, dont come to school tomorrow

meloƞ

KEKW

why did i Slip over this one

wait were you always blue?

Overlord

U are cool, dont come to school tomorrow

HUHH

TsFreddie

wait were you always blue?

Nope, got blue Like 2 days ago

welcome to the blue gang

Got demoted to Moderator gigachad

gigachad

Thank god im white.

it'll take some used to (edited)

Overlord

Thank god im white.

gg

i miss purple melon

Overlord

Thank god im white.

but you are polish

11:46

owo

Overlord

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Is that why you only Hit the... Black Marking???

meloƞ

Is that why you only Hit the... Black Marking???

Sorry i dont see colour

i've never held a gun before

TsFreddie

i've never held a gun before

doubt

HUH

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Overlord

Sorry i dont see colour

say color to be more american

TsFreddie

but you are polish

According to history polish have N pass and are Niggerians of europe

justatest

TsFreddie

i've never held a gun before

At least in ddnet you hold one

dumbduck

ForgottenCat

At least in ddnet you hold one

Freddie is under constant surveillance, dont let them big Guys See!

TsFreddie

i've never held a gun before

I never smoked cigarette or anything

Overlord

I never smoked cigarette or anything

Good Boy

Overlord

I never smoked cigarette or anything

i've never smoked either, but what's anything

11:48

gigachad

I stopped almost a Year ago, never felt better

TsFreddie

i've never smoked either, but what's anything

Nada

meloƞ

I stopped almost a Year ago, never felt better

do you have to wear masks to prevent inhaling metal shavings

meloƞ

Good Boy

Im alcoholic

TsFreddie

do you have to wear masks to prevent inhaling metal shavings

I could, But i dont have to

vibe

Only when grinding(?) metal

11:49

No Idea what the correct english term is

i always go pass a metal cutter on my way to works

11:49

the smell of metals always makes me worry about my lungs

11:50

polishing?

11:50

wait do you even polish metal

XD, tbh i dont ever Grind Metal, WE chip metal

TsFreddie

wait do you even polish metal

Yes you do

11:50

I'll Look Up the Terms later

is making a surface brushed polishing?

11:51

like brushed aluminium

11:51

what's aluminium in german? (edited)

TsFreddie

what's aluminium in german? (edited)

Aluminium

11:51

kek

oh lmao

Metal -> metall

so only americans say aluminum

If you Inhale these you have other problems

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troll

1

meloƞ

If you Inhale these you have other problems

nice fingers

11:52

i like

Ty!

looks like cereals

11:52

reminds me of that one simpsons episode if there was one

TsFreddie

wait do you even polish metal

I dont recommend polish metal, only some bands are ok

justatest

meloƞ

If you Inhale these you have other problems

The forbidden smell

TsFreddie

wait do you even polish metal

Yes its called grinding or sanding

melon produce german metal i'm sure

TsFreddie

so only americans say aluminum

In pl U also say aluminium

meloƞ

Yes its called grinding or sanding

thought so

TsFreddie

melon produce german metal i'm sure

Yes, German S235 JR+C or C45 steel

11:53

AlMn18 sometimes

fancy words

Dont believe the german

11:54

He is producing TANKS

Overlord

He is producing TANKS

Nah man Tank steel is so fucking hard to Work with

how is poland slavic if it is next to german

meloƞ

Nah man Tank steel is so fucking hard to Work with

U just proved me right, else how would U know???

You either blacksmith IT with an anvil and a Hammer, or you dont, because it's so dense you cant properly Chip through it with tools

TsFreddie

how is poland slavic if it is next to german

Same as mongolia is mongol even tho its next to chainah

meloƞ

You either blacksmith IT with an anvil and a Hammer, or you dont, because it's so dense you cant properly Chip through it with tools

Backsmith IT is just regular programmer

do you have germanic people in poland near the border

TsFreddie

do you have germanic people in poland near the border

A lot, they come for cheap fuel, food, shit and vacations

We had High Hardness Armour (HHA) tanksteel to Test Something

I every 2nd weekend

It was horrible

meloƞ

We had High Hardness Armour (HHA) tanksteel to Test Something

"Test" "something"

11:56

God i better move out im too close to germany

Shhh

11:56

greenthing

its fine.

meloƞ

We had High Hardness Armour (HHA) tanksteel to Test Something

High Hardness sounds like something a chinese would come up with

fr

i still can't get over how blue you are

11:58

justatest

11:58

the purple suits your discord name so well

Sry

justatest

i might have OCD as well lmao

11:58

owo

gg

11:59

K Back to Work i Go

working melon watermelon

TsFreddie

i still can't get over how blue you are

Ban him

12:00

Strip him of his rank

12:00

Get him naked

we are the same rank

12:00

justatest

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also i don't think blue names can mod discord

TsFreddie

we are the same rank

Look properly

vibe

U are the first brother

12:01

He is not the second beother

i'm a single kid

SO WHAT rank is he?!

catxplosion

Btw this also comes from that same chapter

one child policy really got me

Aka i read it yesterday

TsFreddie

one child policy really got me

Its better than being shat on

Overlord

He is not the second beother

are you onto riddles now?

TsFreddie

are you onto riddles now?

Always have been

catbite

12:03

they are telling me to get back to work tomorrow

12:03

i haven't showed up for 3 work days

12:03

oof

Freddie my xhinese radio cant read my usb anymore

12:03

Help

12:03

Ty for helping it works

i've been having insomnia and just can't get up in the morning to go to work

TsFreddie

i've been having insomnia and just can't get up in the morning to go to work

Go at night

12:04

Afk 14min

justatest

i'm gonna do something else too

TsFreddie

justatest

i'm gonna do something else too

Its not because i wanted to leave

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Its brcause i was forded to

forded

TsFreddie

forded

HOW DO YOU KNOW I DRIVE FORD?!?

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justatest

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( american car )

12:21

(Worst i ever had pleasure driving)

https://xkcd.com/2968/

xkcd: University Age

TsFreddie

oh right do you know @Souly

hi

owo

Souly

hi

owo

Hi, Why are You?

i wish i knew

Souly

i wish i knew

do You have any plans for adoption?

justatest

https://youtu.be/jTVG5kdHRQQ why is blender so cool?

Blender 4.2 LTS - Showcase Reel

@meloƞ nice, finally 1 step closer to purple name monopoly. Please every dev get moderator, thanks

KEKW

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thats rly cool

TsFreddie

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Finally following my advice of making best hentai game to the date!

TsFreddie

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Dat's so cool

TsFreddie

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I should quit my job, learn modeling, make myself a waifu, buy an oculus quest and start a new life in vrchat

Learath2

I should quit my job, learn modeling, make myself a waifu, buy an oculus quest and start a new life in vrchat

hey so uhm.. draw me like one of your french girls

Learath2

I should quit my job, learn modeling, make myself a waifu, buy an oculus quest and start a new life in vrchat

i should too

TsFreddie

i should too

I thought you weren't into the whole waifu thing

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1820685675899072930?s=33

Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on X

TsFreddie

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1820685675899072930?s=33

bro was so cool no one will remember the gold medalist pepeW

pepeW

Learath2

bro was so cool no one will remember the gold medalist pepeW

pepeW

who?

@bencie rude NotLikeThis

NotLikeThis

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@nekorul hi im fan

Souly

@nekorul hi im fan

faannnnnn

hi im frend

hifrendd

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