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deen

New data:

MariaDB [teeworlds]> select sum(Time) / 3600, Name from record_race where Map != "Flappy Bird" and Map != "Time Shop" group by Name order by sum(Time) desc limit 20;
+--------------------+----------------+
| sum(Time) / 3600   | Name           |
+--------------------+----------------+
|  7614.205724611017 | brainless tee  |
|  6449.150551760146 | nameless tee   |
|   2515.28412877712 | (1)            |
| 1816.2112404163017 | Deathman       |
| 1654.5652115479443 | Starkiller     |
| 1593.8240167599915 | Esckiller      |
| 1574.0640788112746 | Soapy Sandwich |
|  1497.747966149918 | <BµmM>         |
| 1484.6522822492043 | Grk0ne         |
| 1480.3070887611568 | Freezestyler   |
| 1441.3333715579245 | NovaShock      |
|  1428.857167974578 | tinky          |
| 1368.2140097498998 | Colo-Colo      |
|  1354.878954784208 | bano           |
| 1335.9347450511984 | Cola Dose      |
|  1303.616944073602 | HaHAxD*        |
|  1284.622164877057 | Cøke           |
| 1242.5870237326621 | Neko           |
| 1200.6668391582039 | Cor            |
| 1143.1789491675959 | Beiroc         |
+--------------------+----------------+
20 rows in set (5.746 sec)

@Souly was this the list? tried searching for it but couldnt find anything with shinoa and kais

00:23

or wait no this is just map total isnt it

00:23

hmm

Voxel

i want ur guys' feedback on the run. what specifically needs to change?

i like it its good

@deen

10:27

why banned me?

No idea, you can send me your public ip address (google it) in a dm

pls come dm

I haven't been able to search the server list recently. Can you post the server URL? Thank you

https://master1.ddnet.tw/ddnet/15/servers.json

10:57

Is your client able to access it? Can you check for errors in F1? Try disabling software firewall

11:00

Server not found

And in F1?

11:02

Wait, it doesn't load in browser for you?

11:02

What about https://master1.ddnet.org/ddnet/15/servers.json ? (edited)

11:03

can you reach https://ddnet.org/ ?

What happened to GER3

DDoS attack, so can't connect

11:11

so I shut them down

R.I.P ger3 Sept. 2022 - Sept. 2022

is this right? i feel like i can't see many servers..

11:20

i cant believe there's just 86 players right now

11:21

teeworlds is dead? (in eu) (edited)

Blade

i cant believe there's just 86 players right now

wait til u see usa kek

11:22

there have been nights where no one has been online

11:22

even if you include CAN servers

>_<

@Blade all servers are under DoS attacks

Ah okay

Broso56

there have been nights where no one has been online

and then there are nights where your server doesnt exist

11:33

if you are ryu

78.135.85.168:8305 soh is use a bot client

ByTrex

78.135.85.168:8305 soh is use a bot client

#reports and @Moderator, not random admins

okey sorry

Blade

is this right? i feel like i can't see many servers..

Only ger servers, people are at work/school

why is everything lagging so much?

13:10

why is everything lagging so much?

13:10

why is everything lagging so much?

why are you spamming so much?

3 messages are not spam

5

๖ۣۜƊis͢͢͢corᖙ〗

3 messages are not spam

bro this isnt the fortnite discord

what

no need to write something 3 times

13:26

people will read it

and where is the real chat then

what?

๖ۣۜƊis͢͢͢corᖙ〗

and where is the real chat then

Questions go in #questions , i know, very surprising

I want to be a member of DDNet Team (:

And I want to be a freeze tile

1

i want to be ddos trollkingpig

3

1

U want to be cursed by hundreds of people. Good choice (edited)

bomab

i want to be ddos trollkingpig

I want to be a pro player

2

i want to be a

MilkeeyCat

U want to be cursed by hundreds of people. Good choice (edited)

I also want to become a tee

Ngô Phú Hiển

I want to be a member of DDNet Team (:

and I want hosters to regulate their servers' network traffic and stop people from using them for ddos reasons

15:54

guess we can't have it all

15:56

There are literally no empty servers in the eu region except for like 4 ipv6 only servers

pilonpl

I want to be a pro player

let's be real i have more chance to become a freeze tile than u a pro player

Broso56

i want to be a

bro player

4

Proso

MilkeeyCat

let's be real i have more chance to become a freeze tile than u a pro player

Freeze tiles really don't help at becoming a pro

nonno

16:13

i meant

16:13

nvm

rust dev

thats a thing..

Tsin

you might have ipv6 enabled by default in your router settings without even know it it. first good step is to make it sure you have ipv6 enabled in your network card properties: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/troubleshoot/windows-server/networking/media/configure-ipv6-in-windows/network-properties.svg make sure its on like here: https://miro.medium.com/max/640/1*IUIAy0t2KA7LbT582lIVzg.png

ipv6 is activated for me, yet i get the UDP seems to be filtert. any idea how to fix this?

Steinchen

thats a thing..

wtf

Steinchen

thats a thing..

what no bitches does to a mf

17:15

(obviously a joke, i know that's not a real player)

pls fix the ddos

1

17:16

i cant play

1

no, you fix it

fr, stop complaining and go fix it

Steinchen

thats a thing..

actual pro

people saying fix the ddos like they wouldn't do it by now if it was so easy

️

uh oh

he needs some graphics for his ddmax map

thanks for fixing the ddos

2

that's the ddoser waiting for you to play for long and then make u fail (edited)

Voxel

️

POV you said you don't like ddmax

5

LMAO

funman

POV you said you don't like ddmax

the final boss of ddmax

pog, i stole a finish

17:34

swaps are too op

wow

pilonpl

swaps are too op

fr i join swap with snoopy's dummy, fail the part, then leave.

and you feel good about that?

anything to prevent @Snoopy from finishing

pilonpl

pog, i stole a finish

rat

Broso56

anything to prevent @Snoopy from finishing

What the fuck man

funman

fr i join swap with snoopy's dummy, fail the part, then leave.

You're so noob

Snoopy

You're so noob

yeah but everytime you swap with me

Alexander

he needs some graphics for his ddmax map

lolz noo, I asked @Voxel for some nudes =]

ah, understandable

17:59

@ Voxel can I have some too?

why cant i see empty servers

Pgashpg

why cant i see empty servers

from what I've understood

17:59

it's because of ddoses

sad

Tsin

lolz noo, I asked @Voxel for some nudes =]

i wouldnt even give you a cookie

but you would give us a twerking tee?

someone already MADE a twerking tee

18:08

forgot the vid

Yea excuses.. we want the reworked version by Voxel

2

We can also ask stable diffusion for it

18:28

Wait

18:28

Stable diffusion is only still images

18:28

Anyways

18:29

don't look where we are, look where we'll be two more papers down the line

18:29

Twerking tees definitely will be revolutionary in computer science

yes

The computer is the greatest invention ever lol

18:35

Determining what color should pixels have has never been easier

18:36

Btw

18:36

The ddoser uses the fact that we use servers

18:36

Easy fix would be to remove servers

pilonpl

The computer is the greatest invention ever lol

for watching tee twerking

what a time to be alive!

Not so great time actually

19:07

Because that's how the brain works

19:07

It's not really possible to be happy only because you have food

19:08

And water

19:08

And ddnet

19:10

Evolution just don't want us to be happy lol

i got so far into kobra2 and then:

That's tough. Kobra 2 is a hard map for new players

got saved by someone walking by

Yup, that's extremely far, 5 minutes of gameplay lol

40 for me

I understand

20:49

I thought kobra 4 was a 5h map

20:49

When i started playing

guys wanna play ddrace multieasy map (im noob)

Kobra = long map

21:05

YEEEEAAH

21:27

does this make me a non-noob?

something romantic about this

LordMZTE

YEEEEAAH

1:27:22 rework it later

maybe when im actually passable at this game

~~Assuming ya got the good genes anyways...~~

they really need to add a shallow end to this game

what should I do?

22:48

help me with this problem

The image is not loading for me

neither for me

Thats a good troll

*>Maciek<*

Thats a good troll

no