i be clownin yea, wish my ex wife was drownin
im stuck inside an mri machine, overdosed on whey protein
she got that nacho cheese pussy
like markiplier in a dress you is a wussy
im in topeka kensas with the bros
my feet smell rancid yea my toes
couldnt keep my friend so i married my dog
not my friend but like my actual dog
hes a boxer but hes not jake paul
when he turned 1 i snipped his balls, he never forgave me
he thinks hes a lady
the vetnerian distributed his nards to a local family
the csgo soundtrack didnt have to go that hard, it was ahead of its time
mrbeast choclate bar stuck in my teeth
shut up seriously thats enough
(beat cuts) sorry my siri was acting up
(beat comes back) hey alexa let me order some condoms
(beat cuts) extra small, please
(beat comes back)i dont actually need those, i got problems down there due to unnamed drug dependencies
i got a good friend named ed (hey what up ed)he keeps me from gettin head
boutta drop junk junction with my erectile dysfunction
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