DDraceNetwork - showroom

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this was stressful to orchestrate but i persevered

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now another 11111 in 1 year

ya

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22,2222 on year 2

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ill have to move to EU to make that happen

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harder to get points on USA

how can I learn to play on 120 ping on GER

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everybody teleports

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i could maybe move to new york where the trans atlantic lines to europe are lmao

antiping not good enough?

Lumpy ◐ω◑

i didn't even notice lmao

Plant

i didn't even notice lmao

you only notice your dummy..

@Skeith are next level memes allowed

you're playing with fire ^^

oh was that murpi irl

He literally used it as pfp

a similar one, yes

imagine doxing urself and then complain about people making it a meme

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im not complaining

imagine afking and then complaining that people change the map

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murpi

you're playing with fire ^^

ok ur not complaining u will just ban him if he posts it again

yes, it was a literal warning above

plsplsplslol

imagine afking and then complaining that people change the map

stop changing map when i got big time far

ur afk in spawn

u dont care where i am (edited)

i do

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i say

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Konsti: stop afksti

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then spec you

dude i say acqwerty and u still say stop afksti

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you say it too late

no ur late

no ur

actroll

trollo-trollo

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why did i never had the idea for trollo-trollo?

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HQ name

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no racial slurs

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I hate Knieschützer

konsti is a walking racial slur

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@plsplsplslol stop changing map to udc

bind space +jump; say /map rat

u

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no proof im doing /map udc

/map acqwerty

acq best map

rakete best map

alivefng best map

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what about alivefng2

Same map

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Just different name

close enough

noby just lazy to change filename

i did change filename

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to fng

best

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servor name fng, map name fng, type, fng2+

i dont want to waste characters

While others literally write their biography in the server list

its fng, what else do i need to write

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best mode

Ok its trivial

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No need to write

motd noby is the biggest troll

[FNG] openfng - hosted by noby [ddnetfng + antibot + stats]

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gay name

Laser zcatch with noby antibot when

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i guess it wouldnt be too hard to do

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do u think it would revive laser zcatch

With noby fame and stats i think :O

HMM

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what stats should i have

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besides the normal fng stats of kills/deaths/accuracy/wallshots etc

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wins maybe?

ofc wins

hmm

also god kills

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it would keep all stats from fng

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ie multis sprees etc

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im just asking what else i should add

releases? xd

ok

afk in spec stat

no

by

afks should be banned

afk in spec

nobying is ok

wasting bandwidth+playerslots

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thats u

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and

no it isnt

afk in spec

im Nobying rn

@noby add map votes in fng so i can vote them when afksti

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f3

i have secondary servers with more map votes

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im not adding them to main servers for reaosns that i think ive explained to u already

but konsti afks on main servers

16vs16 is so crazy on alivefng

ᶰ°Konͧsti

16vs16 is so crazy on alivefng

the thing is

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if it wasnt alivefng

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it wouldnt be 16v16

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because people would leave

add exploding laser vote

f4

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worst mechanic

best

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otherwise u just do the same swing from spawn

zcatch was ruined by rocket

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lets not ruin fng aswell

wtf nade zcatch is fun

grenade is gay

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im not hosting that shit

its not grenade its exploding laser

and it would take literally months of work

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to fix my detction to work with grenade (edited)

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like

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none of my systems even check grenade shots, let alone are they calibrated to work with them

where reading comprehension

i was replying to murpi

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i know it wasnt ur original idea

rocket bad

louis

add exploding laser vote

it sucks cus no ws

whats ws

wallshots

oh

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i thought there was a version where it only explodes if its like 3 blocks from u

tbh i dont know

Bouncing nades monkalaugh

oof

Pepelover

Bouncing nades monkalaugh

ima have a hard time detecting nadebounce bot

louis

otherwise u just do the same swing from spawn

and tbf its gonna be the same with laser explosions, just slightly faster

That's true feelsbadman

yes faster = better

itd take me months of data collection+trial and error+botmaking etc to even attempt fixing this

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and my first tries are never good enough so

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it would be a significant endeavor

Imagine zcatch + tele lazer

omg no pls xd

XDD

tele laser would fuck my shit up

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ashahahaha

oh tele laser would be fun

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and shields

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but zcatch with nade and then you have tele laser

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Nice idea

fng with hammer only when

can someone make that 0.7 dm1 server where if you hammer someone they get banned for 30 minutes

chiler made that

Someone did that? kek

and shut it down after i joined with my test client troll

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i guess im just too good

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Teeworlds needs swords

ninja

I think sword fights with hooks would be sick

murpi

fng with hammer only when

i tried to add hammerfreeze as a vote option on my first fng servs

No I mean proper swords with a slash rasius

and ppl fkin hated it

And you can block with them

flamed me about it + left server when they got froze etc

lol, why

the most important/valid complaints were mostly 1. its for noobs who cant kill fast enough 2. it takes away the focus of fng as a laser game and makes it more hammer oriented

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and those things arrent necessarily wrong

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at least, its valid enough for me to remove the option and only wanna add it on secondary servers

no I meant remove laser entirely, just hammer fights ^^

i know lmao

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but like

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ur talking about making hammer freeze for 3sec right

yes

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thats what it was

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and people got pissed off at me xd

sad

i mean

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its understandable tbh

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fng is supposed to be a laser fighting game

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having players run around with hammer the whole time kinda tkaes away from it

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especially because hammer reload time is way lower than laser reload time so u can just run around and spam it @murpi lol

right ^^

anyway its something i wanna add soemtime as a 2nd serer option

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but not on main

I'd give it a try, im good at hammering people :P

u should try teesmash

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its gud mod

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( @Ryozuki )

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its basically like fng without laser, or block without being pointless asf

nope, not yet

u get points for throwing tees into spikes or out of the maop

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everytime u hit another tee their knockback increases

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its hammer only mod

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actually fun

I wish people would play Bomb Tag, but the servers are empty most of the time

wt fmurpi u never played teesmash

no ^^

go play

murpi

I wish people would play Bomb Tag, but the servers are empty most of the time

teesmash is better than bomb

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imagine block server

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except its not pointless

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and its actually fun

i'll give it a try if any people are around to play it

il play with u

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im bad tho xd

im in bed

smh

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get up[

i'd rather not :D

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it's almost 5 am here

its 9pm here

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but im fucke up

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ok well

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in all seriousness u should check it out sometime xd

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its good mod and it introduces something that is good but doesnt really belong on fng imo

will do

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thanks :D

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leme know

teesmash is good indeed tho one issue (iirc) is that maps (aside from super basic ones) tend to have stilted movement/design because camping by hooking dirt tiles is too OP

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you could fix this by cutting hook when hammered (or maybe only when hammered hard enough) like red tele does in ddr, but at the time I tried i didnt know how best to force the client to update its predictions (edited)