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This channel is for all Teeworlds/DDNet and related chat. Gameplay questions can be asked here as well rather than in #questions. Ingame screenshots and any other Teeworlds related media goes to #showroom.

Between 2021-07-10 00:00:00Z and 2021-07-11 00:00:00Z

Yo guys anyone wanne play Among us? Just join the stream and get the code there if you want to play https://www.twitch.tv/lcsg47 (edited)

among sus

Most obv skip ever lol

01:42

Imagine faking time

how is half the time faking it

Cause they could went for 0s but rather want to keep ranks

they could also go for 8 minutes

Hi, what is the name of the tutorial map?

02:22

i dont remember, help pls :c

Learn to Play?

02:23

https://ddnet.tw/maps/LearnToPlay

02:24

LearnToPlay actually

yesss!

02:24

Ty

02:24

❤️

02:25

maybe we should host perma servers with that map since multeasy is not really a good first impression (if you are a beginner you get carried through)

zzzz

Где чат для Русских

03:05

?

da

03:46

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03:46

@snail

Петя

Где чат для Русских

#off-topic

ScReeNy

Most obv skip ever lol

lmfao finally someone did this shit skip

servers falling down one by one help

Can someone explain to me how to do this part with a dummy?

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09:55

up are hook tiles (edited)

have the dummy hold D and unfreeze near the wall not the corner

09:56

keep hook held on the main tee so you can get a bit farther to the right before you fall then hook

huh

09:56

im confused

09:56

its from right to left

oh

09:56

that makes more sense then

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I guess you could try also hooking there and bumping the tee but looks annoying

09:58

.-.

?

not you baby

put both tees there and hit one dummy into the hole, then probably hook the tee that goes in

09:58

but it looks annoying af with dummy

nvm Imma just not

lol

09:59

can always just save

09:59

if ur team

omg

10:02

I just got around the nipple on Barren

NT BBy

10:09

HAHAH

10:09

Move to #off-topic psls

I feal like you have some serious problems (edited)

RudolfMonekey

I feal like you have some serious problems (edited)

you're not wrong

yes he does

i feel like nuts

13:48

joe nuts

@noby ok, and mine is from 2015, and was only released after it was fixed... i never did any serious harm with it, maybe i connected a dummy or two too many, but thats it :c

i believe u

twinbop

1

@noby lol, I don't even play Teeworlds at all (I think one time on DDNet for like an hour) and also I don't know what F-Client is

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wait who are u ingame

14:22

soemone told me u are r a v i x

Oh well no, that's a troll

oh

My name is not r a v i x at all

ok nvm then

noby

ok nvm then

Here haha

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why do u have admin on that ddos server then?

I just asked I have also admin on exec XD

so whats ur name ingame

Ehhh when I played DDNet I think it was "Paffle"

lol

But it was like 2 months ago? (edited)

so really idk u

Yeah I'm not that active how I said, I mostly just chill or write with people

14:24

I prefer that more tbh

i c

I c(++)

im lazy i use c :<

:(

i c q

@Solstice can you edit your message in reports? some don't want to be viewed as ddosers

twinbop

1

14:29

this is not a joke you can hate me as much as you like but don't attack others because of me, i don't feel comfortable like this

justatest

1

I’m going back to sleep

tell jkjk to unblock me (edited)

14:31

he sends me naked man and then blocks me

14:31

smh

Deleted User

@Solstice can you edit your message in reports? some don't want to be viewed as ddosers

jao

amogus

Vote to remove @Deleted User from discord because he keeps creating drama

15

3

kek

3

f3 hes annoying

14:57

and he told me that being annoying is a fair reason to ban FeelsDumbMan

FeelsDumbMan

kek

8

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Vote jkjk out here and i will make bit3 ready

2

14:59

troll

troll

PandoruDefault

hey guys there are something wrong server list's or server's?

Servers are fine it seems you can check by typing $ddos in botcmds

Could anyone help? We have been stuck here for a hour and we have no idea what to do. Map is puzzle partners. (we both have shotgun) (edited)

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YK

Could anyone help? We have been stuck here for a hour and we have no idea what to do. Map is puzzle partners. (we both have shotgun) (edited)

Alt+f4

justatest

PandoruDefault

4

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

2Fast4Padoru

1

How to C+++

16:19

i wanto leanr

16:19

leanr

16:19

laren

16:19

learn*

google

code academy

16:23

not sure if they have c++ tho

16:23

they have

now i can have f2 @noby

16:25

?

PES_KindaCringe

16:26

cringe

Say it in front of me

what did i tell u

Not behind a pc

about people who tried to cheat

16:28

being permanently disqualified from f2 on fng

I ask u tomorrow don't worry

i know u will

But krisko client funny

....

cammo

send me f2

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at least i was kind enough to make u aware

if i was rly aware i couldve made a test server for u to try the client on xd

f2 only for kclient users

16:38

btw that was in 2005 noby

16:38

Sticker

i started playing teeworlds in 2016 so i dont believe that

No u didn't

??

Sticker

trollface

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no ingles

@louis

twinbop

bro why do i not know half of the moderators online rn

18:26

more than half actually

Feel free to apply man.

hard to check this server nowadays when there's just bs going on

greenthing

greenthing

greenthing

obama

thanx

greenthing

@lynn things changed around here

19:01

we used to laugh ironically

19:01

now its hard life

19:02

i just want to quickscope noobs like mw2 and bo2

19:02

like just good old times

dont even talk to me unless youre forklift certified

im certified (edited)

yes I totally drove people to troll moderators that are not me

Smetanolub

im certified (edited)

ayo.

️ dab me up?

Smetanolub

i just want to quickscope noobs like mw2 and bo2

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “Just starting the game you see a horrible user interface with a bunch of tet and buttons where you get so confused af, and your first impression is just like "ok no way, i need to stop playing this right now" . there's no tutorial, no explanations, no guides, this is like a game where the goal is try to keep the new players out of their own game” that’s nothing, most of us can easily start playing games without any babysitting. I see people who play games which instantly boot up with a tutorial and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up an opensource game then we will be friends

come ere bro

actually

19:03

i only played mw3

Ryozuki

I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “Just starting the game you see a horrible user interface with a bunch of tet and buttons where you get so confused af, and your first impression is just like "ok no way, i need to stop playing this right now" . there's no tutorial, no explanations, no guides, this is like a game where the goal is try to keep the new players out of their own game” that’s nothing, most of us can easily start playing games without any babysitting. I see people who play games which instantly boot up with a tutorial and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up an opensource game then we will be friends

wut

i only had a ps2 back in the time

is that pasta?

so when i got the mw3 it was already late

19:03

ye

Ryozuki

so when i got the mw3 it was already late

me too but i still managed to play before bo2 died

19:04

and mw2 is still alive

19:04

niiiiiiiice

i played this in my ps2

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on pc*

online

19:04

classic

i did not have online

19:04

my ps2 was stolen

rip

i stole it

someone stole my lego watch in 4th grade

it was stitched

19:05

like any other in russia

Im 'corneum

someone stole my lego watch in 4th grade

broooooooooo

19:05

thats why you buy glock19

murica

ye

solve ur school problems with a gun

in russia we just stole things back

I had a super nintendo

19:06

U noobs

i had a gameboy

but idk who stole it. it was just gone after gym class

i had a loving family

xd

Im 'corneum

but idk who stole it. it was just gone after gym class

if you go to gym why would you have games?

19:07

go play ball

Smetanolub

go play ball

all the time

volleyball better

#1 you hit ball #2 ball hit wall #3some guy runs away of the fkn house and hit you

19:08

thats why we played with school wall

19:08

far to run for us

what was that game called where you shzoot a wall as hard as you can and your opponent has to try and hit the wall from wherever your shot landed

we was the opposite site from the exit

19:08

so the security guy

19:09

run from window and get hit by teacher or dont hit us

19:09

and we always get ball back

19:09

but one day we did not

19:09

he just shot it with air gun

19:09

pneumatic

19:09

SO WE STOLE BALL FROM GYM CLASS

19:09

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

19:10

and security guy get hit again ahgasdgfasdgiouyfasduijfghk

Im 'corneum

what was that game called where you shzoot a wall as hard as you can and your opponent has to try and hit the wall from wherever your shot landed

minus 5 i think

19:10

we call it -5 in rus

i think we called it weltmeister but idk

19:10

no

why old times were so good?

"zaunbollerei"

wtf

Smetabolub wtf you kido ?

texnonik

Smetabolub wtf you kido ?

19

19:11

just some days ago

xD

and you

26 ...

it explains

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he is 26 but he feels way lower honestly

19:12

atleast by how he is in this discord xd

19:12

i dont get this jao thing

i wish we were free

Smetanolub

i wish we were free

define free

wait what

Ryozuki

define free

gta5

19:13

XD

Ryozuki

i dont get this jao thing

maybe when you played TW you get infected with some kind of brain injury that comes out in your late 20s. think about it: Tsin, welf, texnonik

justatest

3

able to act or be done as one wishes; not under the control of another.

xdd

Im 'corneum

maybe when you played TW you get infected with some kind of brain injury that comes out in your late 20s. think about it: Tsin, welf, texnonik

bro its called teeworlds

@Im 'corneum im 21, i guess i also have injury

that issue

monkaS

i got it when i was 5

19:14

im 19 now

u dont age while playing tw

so im 5

19:14

actually good

19:14

guys go do a lego tower

very good

they gotta make a teeworlds rpg

dud

they tried

it exist like 5 years ago

that's not mrpg

ask anime.pdf

imagine like actual custom weapons

imagine living real life and being enjoing it like tw

wow itd still be dope if getting map finishes on ddnet gave u cool cosmetics like weapon skins

never happened to me

19:16

delete that @Boti.

sorri

we alreadi have moderators on discord

its late

you remember? that rainbow month

ah yes

they watch.they film

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70% are afk

Smetanolub

you remember? that rainbow month

the promise of God to the human month

for life

greenthing

4

yeah

19:17

i know that

Boti.

the promise of God to the human month

like what

19:18

christmass?

r u catholic?

im rus

need to send my copy pasta again

send nudes instead

The LGTB has taken the rainbow as a sign of "proud" and the rest of the world when they see the colours they think about homosexuality and stuff. But for the Catholic Church sees the rainbow with other meaning: the promise of God to the human

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u will get banned

19:18

xd

OHNO

19:18

late

19:18

btw hii nouis

19:18

uw

isnt pride a deadly sin anyway

what sins are not deadly? (edited)

the seven deadly sins

damn there is more

19:19

than 7

Im leaving this servert

According to the standard list, they are pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth,[2] which are contrary to the seven heavenly virtues.

To much drama

lmao

everyone go watch fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

19:20

monkaS

guys go cod mw2?

19:20

add me on steam

Ryozuki

According to the standard list, they are pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony and sloth,[2] which are contrary to the seven heavenly virtues.

+1 "troll"

Ryozuki

everyone go watch fullmetal alchemist brotherhood

thats one of the few animes i actually watched

Actually in my life have happened a lot bad stuff . Probably i try to avoid my life by replacing it with thinks that let me don't think about my life . And now i am ill , taking medecine and don't want to think about it , because it's not helping and i think somethink bad happened with my organism :justatest: , not working for more then week already ...

you replaced it with jao

weebs

texnonik

Actually in my life have happened a lot bad stuff . Probably i try to avoid my life by replacing it with thinks that let me don't think about my life . And now i am ill , taking medecine and don't want to think about it , because it's not helping and i think somethink bad happened with my organism :justatest: , not working for more then week already ...

lul

19:22

i just go to psychiatrist

19:22

he sais im a killer psycho deadinside

19:23

gonna go to dispensary 12

19:23

may be for 2 days may be for 3 monthh

louis

weebs

Hi

hi plant

uw

19:23

weeb momn't

im feeling totally okay

Where are the leaves

just be yourself troll

troll

but they say im not

19:23

D:

19:24

i failed test for common sense

19:24

and for depressive disorders

Boti.

you replaced it with jao

Jao just unmotivated me , to create what i actually wanted to do ... I still want to do it ... But i always think that i will fail , why i need to do it if i will fail ....

monkaS

3

and much more

19:24

like i said i dont feel like that wtf?

@texnonik i think this was urs:

19:25

I was a faithful friend from the start. The best friend? No. But I was a faithful friend. From map to map, I helped jao get across hard barriers. We talked and talked, about the future, what teeworlds could hold. We had wonderful moments together, memories that would last a lifetime. Whenever I would see him on a server, a new journey would spark up as we explored the wonders of each map. And now? he won't fucking transfer my points

im a chemist i can do a bomb , not fkn suicide lul

monkalaugh

Ryozuki

I was a faithful friend from the start. The best friend? No. But I was a faithful friend. From map to map, I helped jao get across hard barriers. We talked and talked, about the future, what teeworlds could hold. We had wonderful moments together, memories that would last a lifetime. Whenever I would see him on a server, a new journey would spark up as we explored the wonders of each map. And now? he won't fucking transfer my points

No xD

and for you to understand, in rus psychiatric dispensary is HELL

19:26

there is no wallpaper on the walls, there are no separated cubicles in the toilet and bathroom, no clothes, no personal belongings, hard beds with sharp springs, pillows made of a thin piece of cotton wool

19:26

like fuckl i dont want to be there

Smetanolub

and for you to understand, in rus psychiatric dispensary is HELL

In my discord channel general is named as jaoneral suicide

suicide

and they said i must go to them at 5

19:26

i did not

19:27

they go with recruiting office and police to my house

19:27

said i must go on 12

JerryW

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or court

@texnonik there was never a player named jao. your mind fabricated him. we tried telling you 100 times but you always forget that he actually never existed (edited)

Im 'corneum

@texnonik there was never a player named jao. your mind fabricated him. we tried telling you 100 times but you always forget that he actually never existed (edited)

yes we all know its just a joke

19:28

like gruik and ano

19:28

and murpi

or lola

they dont exist

19:28

yes @Im 'corneum

Im 'corneum

@texnonik there was never a player named jao. your mind fabricated him. we tried telling you 100 times but you always forget that he actually never existed (edited)

He is wurst

wurst and Bier (edited)

19:29

@texnonik a tbl pycckuu?

I actually had fun chating with you guys xD nouis

nouis

tear

Нет я не Русский JerryW

JerryW

yeah come to my hospital we will chat more

GWslippyPeepoW

1

19:29

xd

19:29

ты русский

weird

peepogoose

19:31

guys lets go kill some ppl

19:31

on tdm

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I am sick

how do i close just fly ?

@texnonik go ddmax?

19:32

ez maps

just land

No i am sick

Smetanolub

@texnonik go ddmax?

go ddmax

Im 'corneum

just land

poggers

ладно

19:33

но потом поиграем

sick of ddmax maps? understandable

i just want to finish EVVERY MAP

19:34

e v e r y m a p

Sick in real life , not playing at all ..

Helicobacteria or smth?

Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.

NE_gooseHONK

abuse

helicopterbackteria

texnonik

NE_gooseHONK

abuse

where

You wrote texpopik ..

where

there

texnonik

You wrote texpopik ..

texpopik lol

no habla ingles

Smetanolub

texpopik lol

You deleted it

lol

REALLY?IT WASNT MY MESSAGE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/658710028781617153/821191112865742859/sad_cats.mp4

20:08

Lol

Wow

hi

3

Hi

20:44

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#off-topic imho

zelda.

hi

hi

whats up

Silex

Vote jkjk out here and i will make bit3 ready

@everyone f3

who is jkjk

@Discord Mod

what is it? @Deleted User

"dont abuse pings" Welf again is breaking rules and nothing happens

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ᶰ°Konͧsti

"dont abuse pings" Welf again is breaking rules and nothing happens

discord bug :x (edited)

ᶰ°Konͧsti

Vote to remove @Deleted User from discord because he keeps creating drama

u

couldnt find it lol

22:28

ok discord bug

@nexusrf why did you banned me on multeasymap? like 2 mins ago

block = ban

23:37

go pg to block

i was "blocking" my friend xDD

yeah nice

23:37

next time do it in pg

why you didnt give me a warning?

because its multeasymap lol

23:37

1000 people block there every day

23:37

and you know the rules very well

23:37

i see you on this map EVERY day

dude theres like 30 people on the server

23:37

and its NIGHT!!

dont come at me with excuses now

why i get banned for blocking when i was fighting only with my friend?

dude

we werent blocking the path, cuz there was only 2 people

go

23:39

to pg

23:39

to block

23:39

if you block in real race

23:39

you are at your own risk

23:39

stop looking for excuses

23:39

your friend is banned too for breaking the rules

DUDE, why you didnt give us a fucking warning? now i need to wait 30 min cuz one admin cry about fight

smh when are you guys ever gonna follow the rules

23:40

now you need to wait 30 mins

23:40

because you cant follow the rules

23:40

and got caught by a mod

caught xD

23:40

funni

go to block servers to block

23:41

why would you block with ur friend on multeasymap

we was blocking for like 2 seconds, before that we were normally playing

23:42

we was blocking only ourselves

23:45

@nexusrf next time please give warnings

@Kaciapuro there's a no warning policy for multeasymap

im just saying

23:46

he could say something like "go to pg", thats all

that would take too much time!

@Kaciapuro no, just don't blkock there. it's literally written on the map

yeah, better is ban 2 people thats are not interupting in normal gameplay for others

yes

heinrich5991

@Kaciapuro no, just don't blkock there. it's literally written on the map

i have to ask, can you block on turkish servers?

we do that because it took too much effort to warn each blcoker on multeasymap there

its difference in normal blocker and player who wants have some fun with his friend

yea, don't do that on multeasymap

23:50

it's not that hard

Kaciapuro

i have to ask, can you block on turkish servers?

.

Kaciapuro

its difference in normal blocker and player who wants have some fun with his friend

too bad you were having fun and not annoying anyone!

afaik there's no special case for turkish servers

iv never seen a mod on turkish server

I.K.U

too bad you were having fun and not annoying anyone!

you know, someone have pin in the ass

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