Don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t blink.
Don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t blink.
am I the only one feeling like Im steering a ship when rocketflying? like Im holding this (the one in my head has a knob I hold on to) and turning it as I adjust the angle to go steeper
am I the only one feeling like Im steering a ship when rocketflying? like Im holding this (the one in my head has a knob I hold on to) and turning it as I adjust the angle to go steeper
I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “Just starting the game you see a horrible user interface with a bunch of tet and buttons where you get so confused af, and your first impression is just like "ok no way, i need to stop playing this right now" . there's no tutorial, no explanations, no guides, this is like a game where the goal is try to keep the new players out of their own game” that’s nothing, most of us can easily start playing games without any babysitting. I see people who play games which instantly boot up with a tutorial and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up an opensource game then we will be friends
@ᶰ°Konͧsti What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tee Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on KoG, and I have over 300 confirmed blocks. I am trained in grenade warfare and I'm the top player in the entire noby fng server. You are nothing to me but just another tee. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on DDNet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across DDNet servers and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the votekick, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can block you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hammer. Not only am I extensively trained in hammerfly, but I have access to the entire arsenal of DDrace weapons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the server, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit grenades all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
@ᶰ°Konͧsti What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tee Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on KoG, and I have over 300 confirmed blocks. I am trained in grenade warfare and I'm the top player in the entire noby fng server. You are nothing to me but just another tee. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me on DDNet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across DDNet servers and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the votekick, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can block you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hammer. Not only am I extensively trained in hammerfly, but I have access to the entire arsenal of DDrace weapons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the server, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit grenades all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I just beat my meat to noby's bitmoji. I feel so bad about it but it felt so good at the time. Seeing his face on the snapmap knowing exactly where he was. Holy fuck I was instantly rock hard. As I was beating my meat I opened the camera and used the bitmoji stickers to put his bitmoji face dancing on my penis. Fuck it felt so good. I came in under 3 minutes thank you God for creating bitmojis, sorry I need to wipe the jizz from my desk I'll brb.