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Between 2021-04-01 00:00:00Z and 2021-04-02 00:00:00Z
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what if its an early april fools joke
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Ronan
images that precede unfortunate events
LOL
03:34
i fell for it
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oh you are here
07:35
china leaked document showing that I'm vaccinated (edited)
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𓆏 Kynilix 𓆏 2021-04-01 07:36:00Z
nice
07:36
hope vaccine's not messed up
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covid vaccine?
07:37
you're a beta tester man
07:37
good luck
07:38
I already waited for more than a week before. Others seems fine. (edited)
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there were some vaccines that spread out too early and the negative side effects just started appearing after a couple of years
07:39
just saying
07:40
Well I'm not going to have kids anyway.
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𓆏 Kynilix 𓆏 2021-04-01 07:42:45Z
bruh moment
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Iza
there were some vaccines that spread out too early and the negative side effects just started appearing after a couple of years
every medicine you take has side effects, lot of them even say "sudden death", take for example ibuprofen https://www.escardio.org/The-ESC/Press-Office/Press-releases/harmless-painkillers-associated-with-increased-risk-of-cardiac-arrest
Your access to the latest cardiovascular news, science, tools and resources.
08:05
the thing is
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the medicine positive effects outgrow the bad effects by an astronomical margin
08:06
so get ur stupidity out of here
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No shit sherlock
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"just saying"
08:06
aPES2_Insane
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But the thing is, if you'd research just a little bit about failed vaccines you'd know that there were some that had a high percentage of permanent immune system weakness
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tell me some example
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Do i look like Google
08:09
the thing you say only happened in the 60's before there were regulations
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Yeah the regulations are a good thing
08:10
But it seems like they haven't learned alot since they made a vaccine that's not even a year in testing and giving it to people
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KKonaW
08:11
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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Ok mr doctor tell me what's wrong about what i said instead of adding non constructive comments
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its only obvious this vaccine would go way faster given it is a global interest, gets shitload more funding and has most countries partake in the research
08:14
i find it hilarious you would think the entire world wants to make a vaccine that would worsen the situation (edited)
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(Ξ» () nil) 2021-04-01 09:14:07Z
Not necessarily makes covid worse but could have bad health effects a few years down the line
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TsFreddie
Click to see attachment πŸ–ΌοΈ
nOw YOu HaVe aUTisM
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hell yeah
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𓆏 Kynilix 𓆏 2021-04-01 09:47:20Z
imagine covid ending this year justatest
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Iza
But it seems like they haven't learned alot since they made a vaccine that's not even a year in testing and giving it to people
This shows you have no idea about how controlled trials work. The absurd infection rate is what allowed us to gather enough data in time. They didn’t just mix up a cocktail and rush thru the trial. For the handful of vaccines we got there were a dozen that didn’t get cleared
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TsFreddie
Click to see attachment πŸ–ΌοΈ
You now have 5G connectivity
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and magic power
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Man now I want the vaccine
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(Ξ» () nil) 2021-04-01 10:56:16Z
5G causes coronavirus Kappa
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But alas I live in the land of pizza where the government is changing every 10 minutes and each government is failing to get enough vaccines
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(Ξ» () nil)
5G causes coronavirus Kappa
The new party line is that the vaccine has microchips in it that control you through 5G. Get with the times (edited)
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can confirm, now i really want some communism
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Oh you got the chinese version right
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i don't think we have other versions lol
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In the west it directs you to the nearest starbucks every 10 minutes
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that doesn't sound that bad actually
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TsFreddie
i don't think we have other versions lol
Well you have no need for it, the production capabilities of china is far greater than any other nation
11:01
Meanwhile here they are planning to get to the general public in september... EU really made this a clown show when they didn’t force these private companies to share the secret sauce so everyone could produce
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the only reason i'm getting it is because my family want to travel this month. if we are going to get out for a while, might as well get it.
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TsFreddie
the only reason i'm getting it is because my family want to travel this month. if we are going to get out for a while, might as well get it.
Can you get it whenever you want it?
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ye. we just go to the place and fill some form and it is done in 5mins
11:03
although you do need to stay there for 30mins before leaving
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Eh sounds about right
11:04
They are only doing people older than 65 here
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i think here they don't allow kids and elder over 80
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There are some weird guidelines here, over 80 they need to sign a waiver and they can only get the mRNA vaccines, not inactive or vector ones (edited)
11:05
Kids I think they dont allow anywhere
11:06
(Because despite what some people believe they won't push vaccines onto a group of the population it hasnt been tested on)
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Learath2
Meanwhile here they are planning to get to the general public in september... EU really made this a clown show when they didn’t force these private companies to share the secret sauce so everyone could produce
its actually the eu doing this the good way that made europe itself has so little vaccines
11:06
they should have forced the vaccines to stay inside europe first
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instead of exporting
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like usa did
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i think our's the inactive ones
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TsFreddie
i think our's the inactive ones
Yeah, tried and true technology
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Ryozuki
they should have forced the vaccines to stay inside europe first
Hey I don't care if they export, as long as they meet delivery and production deadlines....
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It also shows how a vaccine strategy that was supposed to be a forceful show of European solidarity, an assertion of the single market’s buying power and a moral stand against Trumpian β€œvaccine nationalism” resulted in a rollout that has left the EU lagging behind the United Kingdom and the United States.
11:08
xd
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You can't take shit tons of EU subsidies and then screw the EU over by exporting at a higher margin AND not deliver on the requirements of the subsidies
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You know what is at fault here? EU's goodwill
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i just told you man
11:09
xdd
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do u read
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aPES2_Insane
11:09
the EU did things how it was supposed to be, and this made us lag behind
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They let these hypercapitalist fuckers get away with fucking them over. If they are breaking their contracts just nationalize the patent
11:10
Now that's a show of force
11:11
I think now that italy is exercising their right to block exports on non delivery, hopefully other eu nations will follow suit
11:11
I watched boris talk about how the vaccine is a huge success of capitalism. Wanted to punch him through the TV
11:12
its a success of science, they actually found 2 new methods of vaccine administration thanks to this
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What capitalism, what free market when the uk govt paid nearly all the money for the production and oxford did all the research
11:13
Such competition when you force oxford to license the vaccine to a single company
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Ryozuki
its a success of science, they actually found 2 new methods of vaccine administration thanks to this
Hopefully we'll get a lot of new vaccines out of this for long standing diseases
11:18
at min 2:10 stats the 2 new ones
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starts*
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Are covid vaccines free in europe as well
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TsFreddie
Are covid vaccines free in europe as well
I think they are everywhere. I looked into actually going and buying a dose somewhere :P
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πŸ‘€ can you just buy them
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You can't, which I'd be okay with if they would fucking make it available to everyone in a reasonable timeframe
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they don't even let me keep the swab which they hang on the wall with a notice that tells you to not ask for the swab then unpromptly gave me the swab without asking it back.
12:04
TL;DR they gave everyone the swab even though they are not suppose to it seems.
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Well ofc, swabs are very risky, bigbig biodanger
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i think it is just the swab can make a lot of false positive covid cases.
12:07
but apparently they don't care that much
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@TsFreddie ah, now I'm envious. China only gives foreigners a visa after they got the Chinese vaccines.
12:33
Why
12:34
What about countries that don't use chinese vaccines
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EU is about to do something very similar with a vaccine passport but they will only accept vaccines approved for use in the EU from what I gathered
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Yeah, bad luck for us
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Learath2
EU is about to do something very similar with a vaccine passport but they will only accept vaccines approved for use in the EU from what I gathered
tbh this sounds like the path to a dictatorship xdd
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I mean I’m okay with it if they give us all vaccines.......
12:45
the important word
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Saying you can’t travel without the vaccine and not having enough vaccines is just a gross violation of freedom of movement
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i don't think we can choose vaccines here. you go there and just take what they offer.
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or wait for russian justatest
12:54
no choose feelsbadman
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and chat here are fighting which of the two brands here make your di*k smaller (edited)
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TsFreddie
and chat here are fighting which of the two brands here make your di*k smaller (edited)
None of them, god they either give you autism or 5g brain control chips...
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turklers
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a random person 2021-04-01 18:15:30Z
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banhammer no
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#off-topic
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𓆏 Kynilix 𓆏 2021-04-01 18:16:52Z
k
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a random person 2021-04-01 18:17:57Z
monkalaugh
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Sort of lazy egg fried rice
18:34
I always wondered. @TsFreddie is egg fried rice a thing in china?
18:34
Or is it sth us westerners made up? :P
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Learath2
Sort of lazy egg fried rice
Uncle Roger would be proud
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Heh, I'm not sure how I feel about that guy
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put dried+salted shredded seaweed on top now
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Furikake?
18:37
Here I had some seaweed lying around
18:38
This stuff btw is chinas greatest contribution to planet earth
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justatest along with youtubers who spread teeworlds in china
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this is some korean thing where u get rice, mix it with some sesame stuff + other things (maybe eggs too idk how it works) and put that seaweed stuff on top
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Gimjababouem?
18:40
Looks like the korean version of japanese furikake
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yeah they look very similar
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louis
justatest along with youtubers who spread teeworlds in china
Cant eat youtubers
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who says you can't
18:42
Wish I had peanuts to fry, those work so well as a side to all chinese food
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Learath2
Cant eat youtubers
Orange Juice Gaming justatest
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orange chicken + peanuts very good
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a random person 2021-04-01 18:44:53Z
orange chicken gud
18:44
walnut shrimp gud as well
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Oh I should try orange chicken next
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Pewdiepie theme pfp poggers
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Never tried the panda express kind. But I'm sure I can figure sth out
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a random person 2021-04-01 18:45:33Z
panda express not rly chinese
18:45
its like also kinda american
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Well they are the ones who came up with the abomination that's orange chicken, no?
18:46
I highly doubt its an authentic chinese dish
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a random person 2021-04-01 18:46:29Z
ye
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its not rly
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:(
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I can try something like a very reduced orange juice with added sugar to coat the chicken
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a random person 2021-04-01 18:47:37Z
lol
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Or I guess I can lookup a recipe for it but isnt trying random stuff more fun? :P
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a random person 2021-04-01 18:48:08Z
yes
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have u tried korean fried chicken
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Yes, in london. I sooo regret not trying it when passing thru in korea
19:23
I had to choose between tteokbokki and fried chicken, went for tteokbokki instead
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Learath2
This stuff btw is chinas greatest contribution to planet earth
We had the same, quite tasty, but not hot unfortunately
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where do you find the energy and patience to cook all this fancy stuff? I can barely be bothered to make spaghetti
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deen
We had the same, quite tasty, but not hot unfortunately
Yeah, I also wish it was more spicy. I’m thinking of making some chili oil out of cayenne and korean chili flakes to get an extremely spicy one I could mix with this
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Ravie
where do you find the energy and patience to cook all this fancy stuff? I can barely be bothered to make spaghetti
Takes me about an hour to cook sometimes if I want sth special 2 hours. I pour myself a nice drink, put some music or tv on and cook
20:16
Idk, it’s very relaxing to me, which is important since I feel a notch above shit on most days
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I do the same but i dont drink i just smoke one then my tastebuds are activated XD
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Smoking kills the sense of taste
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noby would disagree
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Smoking cigarettes maybe XD
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smoking makes the sense of taste better ☘️ ☘️
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Smoking anything kills your sense of taste
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Have you ever had a joint ?
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I guess unless you are vaporizing it directly
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i just smoke pure green as tobacco makes me vomit
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Ama
Have you ever had a joint ?
I can neither confirm nor deny this because I prefer being hirable
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i can just tell you that you have much more tastes when you smoke
21:06
everything has a deeper taste to it
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Ama
i can just tell you that you have much more tastes when you smoke
Eeeeh some tastes are extrmely amplified, but you lose a lot of subtle aroma
21:07
Salt is one that gets very amplified, so is umami funnily enough. So meat will taste extremely meaty :P
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Its nice from time to time πŸ˜„
21:08
just like alcohol but i cant drink now because im on a diet so its a little bit more of that now πŸ˜„
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Ama
just like alcohol but i cant drink now because im on a diet so its a little bit more of that now πŸ˜„
What kind of diet?
21:09
2k a day
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I've been running a 5 year experiment and I can tell you the perfect diet
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and just healthy stuff
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Cutting an entire meal
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i eat 5 times a day now
21:10
at pretty much the same times everyday
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If your target is to just lose weight and dont care about your body composition that is
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nearly 4 weeks done 6kg down
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Nice, how far are you from your target?
21:11
i wanna get back to being fit πŸ˜„
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Tho the first week or so goes extremely fast, dont let it fool you
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i was 78kg 3 years ago
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and went to 97 kg so its bad πŸ˜„
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How tall are you?
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Oh heightbuddies :P
21:13
I'm at 66kg now
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i cant weigh that little "D
21:13
its pretty much impossible to me i would need to starve myself
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Ama
its pretty much impossible to me i would need to starve myself
You wouldnt believe what you can get used to
21:14
Anyway, having less mass isnt the goal...
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im 40kg muscle πŸ˜„
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I need to start exercising more so I can get my body fat down
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mate you dont have fat
21:15
you should exercise to build muscle
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Ama
mate you dont have fat
Heh, I thought so too but I seem to be around 15% fat
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i think your scale is fucked XD
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I need to get down to around 10% so I dont look like a seal
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you must be extremly skinny in your arms and legs then
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Bingo
21:16
Well arms mostly
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I have skinny skinny arms since I quit tennis like 12 years ago
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i have extreamly big legs because of playing football for 20 years
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and my arms are quite big aswell
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One day I'm hoping to get motivated to be assed about exercise again
21:18
Until then I'm keeping my body fat low enough and my heart healthy enough that I dont die of a heart attack at 25
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im waiting for gyms to open on the 12th πŸ˜„ and then my diet will be even better
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Learath2
One day I'm hoping to get motivated to be assed about exercise again
play beatsaber πŸ˜„
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I do every other day
21:19
5-6 minutes of rope skipping or 30 minute of beatsaber at expert. Both around the same very very high intensity to keep my heart healthy
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skipping rope is really good for you
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For the heart and for losing mass, yes
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For encouraging muscle buildup definitely not
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I mean thats diet and gym πŸ˜„
21:21
just get some steroids and get big
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You'd be surprised how little diet has to do with it, as long as your body has enough materials it'll be fine
21:21
You need to encourage it to build more muscle by spending time breaking muscle down
21:22
E.g. gym :P
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I mean you need to eat enough calories so you dont burn the muscle building it
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Ama
I mean you need to eat enough calories so you dont burn the muscle building it
Ofc, just need to be eating tho. What you eat seems to matter much less than people think
21:24
I mean yeah you cant just be chugging a bottle of oil for calories, but as long as it's fairly balanced macro wise you'll be fine
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But People dont balance
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I mean there is many diffrent foods that speedup your metabolizm by making your body temperature higher
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Ama
But People dont balance
So true. People always over do carbs...
21:26
You cant just eat pasta everyday and build muscle
21:27
Cant make myoglobin from flour
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You also cant eat just meat because you will just clog yourself up haha
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Ama
You also cant eat just meat because you will just clog yourself up haha
Funnily enough there is a lot of research going on about carnivorous diets. Observed in people living far north
21:28
Pretty bad idea to experiment it on yourself but still interesting to read about
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Thanks for that talk mate need to get into bed and watch queen of the South
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Heh, I'll go back to watching tv
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