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ᶰ°Konͧsti 2020-09-19 07:04:18Z
it's not insulting if its true
@coicoiccoiiococioicoioic Lol do u remember that
07:04
@snail
07:46
xdd
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@grk Yeah, really nice video. Loved when you showed the dummy in small view
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Music is soo cool
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this is sad if you think about it
10:55
people are good at having no friends
f3 1
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that was some nice dummy skills
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Muy bien
11:59
people are good at having no friends
@Souly i never play with dummy xD
12:00
so i am the only one with no friends
12:00
it seems
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absolutely insane xd
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damn its epic
12:28
how much cocaine were used?
12:30
@grk you have hella cocaine addiction
f3 1
12:30
this video is a proof
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ez map just do it again
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No u
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Not my Video but omg this is great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZCLI7bpWSk
@Animefan Teeworlds is basically just a singleplayer game at this point lol
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russians are at it
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русский момент
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нет блин текущий
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catalans are out if it
17:55
troll
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oh oh
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noby ban him
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f4
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if one block in tw is one meter, a tee can run a marathon in exactly 45 minutes
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This is something I'd never think about or want to know. But not gonna lie, nice. greenthing @Im 'corneum
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you think tees are 1 meter tall?
kek 1
19:34
maybe .5 meter
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well idk.
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holy shit imagine 1m size tees
19:34
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
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look at the default assets tho.
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Just realised you used minecraft logic to determine tee size
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full grown trees are 4 blocks high in tw
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alright guys lets think about this
bluekitty 1
19:35
a tee can hold a rocket launcher pretty well right
19:35
grenade launcher*
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i call em rockets
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from globalsecurity.org:
19:36
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did the tees invent those weapons in the lore or did they take it from humans
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wait nvm
19:36
theres no way its 1.36 kilo
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if the tees are 1m big then they stole them from area 51, in giant army raids
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maybe tw is a post apocalyptic game where tees killed all humans monkaS
19:37
have you ever seen a human in teeworlds?
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one skin
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ok a tee can easily hold and spin around an automatic grenade launcher
19:37
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except for that gangnan style animation in a ddmax map
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wikipedia says they weigh maybe 60kg
19:37
now
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holy shit thats heavy
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good job using kg instead of stupid american units
19:37
ur evolving nouis
19:37
greenthing
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now by google
19:38
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need a swole tee skin
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guys take notes, we're about to learn the actual facts about tees
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so the weight of the launcher is 60kg so the tee must counteract F = mg = 9.8*60 = 588 N of force
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+ 9 rocket launcher bullets
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taking the average of muscle mass per square centimeter, that's 588 / 35 = 16.8 square centimeters of muscle mass required only to lift a rocket launcher
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they are just called rockets arent they...
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+ a hammer thats bigger than its own body
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now hold on
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so basically a tee = mini thor
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we know a tee can move and blink, meaning it also requires space and energy for a heart system, brain system, and limbs
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are the weapons actually human sized tho. is there anything in thje game that defenetly is
19:40
yes
19:40
no the weapons are definitely human sized
19:40
why am i calculating the muscle mass
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okay
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doodads are human size
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i should calculate the size of a weapon
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cant wait to run another marathon
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if you calculate a palma tree, a tee is half the size. so a tee is half a palm tree
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use the tree
19:41
do u think
19:41
this has brain
19:42
i dont think so
19:42
lol
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ok ok ok i have info
19:42
the grenade in teeworlds looks somewhat like a bazooka
19:43
A bazooka is about 61 inches long = 1.5 meters (approx)
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grenades are about 1.5 blocks in legth too
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:O
19:47
i got tee = 0.75 meters
19:47
but that's based on a single measurement of a length of a bazooka
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casually running 56 km/h
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for comparison of tee size next to human size lets use @Ravie 's sunflower.
19:48
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i think only vanilla graphics count
19:49
here we see a tee can easily reach the first branch of a large tree
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additionally, it can surpass the tree's height with a single jump
19:50
maybe we should sign it for a basketball team
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we cant know which kind of tree and how old it is
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this thread is making me scared of a teeworld takeover
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looks like a young tree to me
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1 tile = 0.75 meters :O
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thats not canon
19:50
well in the mapres all the trees have similar height
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what type of tree is it
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the one on the right is obviously matured as it has multiple branches
19:51
desert doodads has a cow skull
19:51
thats solid
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wait it also has a saguaro cactus that's 3 times the height of the cow skull
19:52
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bum
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this run is crazy lol
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ur crazy
19:53
i wonder what the maximum power output of a tee is
19:54
under vanilla conditions
19:55
i should make a youtube video on it
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do a full olympia
19:56
i can do a swim test
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we need to find the weight of a tee
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can that be done with falling speed?
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why
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gravity gives the same acceleration no matter the mass
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right
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weight: FAT
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u could use momentum
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if u know the weight of another object
20:00
wait nvm
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poois
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so a tee can do 4*100m swimming (i just used air speed) in 51 seconds
20:02
human world record is 3:27 min (edited)
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what about the fact that a tee can survive 10 bullets justatest
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10 headshots o.o
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no only 9
20:04
on the 10th it dies
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but instantly dies to a spike
20:05
justatest
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ᶰ°Konͧsti 2020-09-19 20:06:07Z
justatest
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plothole
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kog sux
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f3
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its a meme
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"Andrey Ore"...
23:10
ok Андрей Рудой is a memer
23:12
it was a ddnet persian thing
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