DDraceNetwork - general

ᶰ°Konͧsti 2018-04-01 00:00:08Z

i need backup admin

00:01

ty

00:01

everyone else can get admin

00:01

everyone except jao

where is :ehrenbumm:

XDD

discord """""admin""""" (edited)

pls let the emojis 4ever

WAIT

00:03

what

00:03

Konsti is not konsti he is deen?

00:03

@ᶰ°Konͧsti

00:03

Oh my god (edited)

00:03

?????

00:03

im confused

i want 5seconds discord admin

he is also snail

oh man i thought konsti got unban

Sad

:(

Anyone here know how many pixels per second a tee travels at default run speed (16) ?

XDDD

it's real konsti tho

aah

00:10

the sound of static in my headphones sounds like a hook

00:10

ddnet has brainwashed me

00:10

D:

where group for botters

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00:18

role

lol

00:21

@jao give me back real admin

only botter in botter role is @J$ON , nice

no

00:21

xD

00:22

you too

00:23

@ZimE bot too

xd

or @Genex xD

8

HEY

01:04

I mean

01:05

People made custom gameskins, skins, sprites, mapres, maps

01:05

but I've never seen custom sounds

01:05

Lol

01:06

Hook sound: metal hammer on stone

01:06

Hammer hit sound: Beating yo meat (edited)

aoe custom sounds lol

oh shit

01:07

When he said in one of his videos how his gf made her pussy look like a brain and he screamed

01:07

idk

lol

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xD

6

nice emoji

03:53

bot

3

5

03:53

xd

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lool

lagging like

whats the admin role

@deleted-role

venezulag best ddnet location

05:03

^

lmao ddnet gone mad

05:03

wheres my admin

you get botter

05:03

obviously

05:03

who is this irrelevant blocked person talking to me

05:03

nice role

@deleted-role

lmao

05:05

that pings the fake admins xdd

OMG

05:05

JAO ~

why u turned the logo

Ikr

05:11

It's April 1st

its april 1st

05:13

not turn upside down ogo

05:13

logo day

oh i forgot

05:14

because it's a day like every other

05:15

oh u turned everything now

05:15

i c

wat no

05:15

ur monitor is probably fucked up

05:15

looks normal to me thonkery

turn ur head

05:15

http://puu.sh/zTMuv/3d6db29d27.png

lol?

wtf

05:20

osu jap girl

05:20

a weeb

05:21

05:21

fng discord higher up than ddnet discord feelsgoodman

how is ddnet discord most bottom

LOL omg

I put it start bottom because it's easier to find

05:24

My personal life servers on top

05:24

Then most bottom are most important servers for internet

my most important ones are in the middle xd

xd

sp higher than ddnet jaothinking

XD

05:29

thats the same for me too

same but it doesnt mean more important for me xd

xd

what is sp

somepeople

xD

wow ddnet being funny for once in their lives

botter

vote SP | @someone for admin (edited)

@someone ¯(°_o)/¯ ([ags]Енот)

Happy Easter

You too learath2

April fools day

You are a fool yourself

xD

08:20

why is the top1 rank in discord not posted as Teamrank

08:20

ok it is now, but wtf 3 posts

they got top and topteam i guess

08:23

@Learath2 can i have botter role pls

Syltoox: Problem with sql synchronization or their timestamps were different

08:35

Wtf

ddet discord now says Пригласить in honor of april fool day

Today is April 1st?

08:37

Lol

deen has left

09:04

#join-leave

god left

ok

which deen though?

no u

09:39

April fool ?

oh fuck, the channel names turned upside down

Discord... bluestripe

i had the same idea for my discord

Don't do it

10:06

It's childish and retarded

dear tnac i

10:16

2

WOT HAPPENED?

lol nice april fool

10:55

you should put teeworlds ingame upside down

Yes so we cant play the game XD konsti

ez

or turn arount the controls with a tune on every server

@Im 'corneum is best mapper

10:57

APRIL FOOL konsti

@Learath2 stop faking my brother monkaS

sup bois..... omg i cant troll now ;v

I gotta say

11:16

This is the best joke on Discord

11:16

11:17

At least better than 4 servers that had this https://alexander.smoked-weed-in.space/and-is-now-high-af/6n0vwo.png

‍

why does everyone turn into a degenerate on april 1st

To keep you company feelsgoodman

hilarious

@jao noob voice-text is not upside down

Then flip your monitor upside down

xD

12:09

no u

guys pls stop messaging me about sending you bot, here is the download link: goo.gl/bSLQrm

WHAT?

12:22

Why text flip??

12:22

O.o

lel I like how ddnet celebrate 1st april

@Lumpy ◐ω◑ autoexec maps loading working ahah

i wish they would do such stuff for the whole year. but they are squares

@ReT wut? I don't get it

https://alexander.smoked-weed-in.space/and-is-now-high-af/kvmuh9.png Alexander.smoked-weed-in.space? seriously

and is now high af

smoked weed in space

No u

i think its racist to give botters black color

12:55

@Im 'corneum help

Since today we officially allow using bots only on our French DDNet servers.

xD

nice

ddnet ger2?

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DDNet FR servers

i am a person of the law and would never do such a honorless thing as botting

give corneum botter role

why not Italia server

not so many players in Italy

as a french i'm offended !

12:58

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No u

you

13:01

fake admin roles

I'm not a fake, I'm in dev team

xD

13:05

real dev

13:05

you

You

no u

13:06

im shoyyy

13:06

im pro in gores?

no

Yes!

No

yes, Shoyyy is in top 10 on Gores

No

:yes:

Ha

:v

xD

@deleted-role i was wondering if someone could kick 15 in back in time. it is the second time he hooked me in a kill tile. and i don't even know that guy. btw he only blocks me -_-

i bet you could get this server verified btw

as long as the creator of the "game" is the creator and owner of the discord, they can apply to discord to verify the server

14:19

then you could have for example discord.gg/DDNet as your invite

14:20

Nice Idea (edited)

who is the owner of the game?

14:21

deen?

14:21

matricks?

14:21

all collaborators?

Qshar

oy

14:24

because oy definitely still works on teeworlds

14:24

definitely

Qshar

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2

5

ask qshar ( @heinrich5991 ) he is boss here

[4:23 PM] 2gethR: oy [4:24 PM] 2gethR: because oy definitely still works on teeworlds [4:24 PM] 2gethR: definitely i see you got humour

qshit

anyone know how to fix negative ping?

15:10

I tried to connect my dummy and it went fuck shit crazy

ask qshit he is the boss jaothinking

meew best tester amk

Om

new update: rename ChillerDragon to ChillerLizard

No

wait what happend here?

16:12

DDNet == KoG and DDnetMirrow == DDNet

16:12

april fools gone too far

try to restart ur computer

Yes

Delete System32

@ChillerDragon try to restart your computer. It happends sometimes.

16:20

> all emotes 5991

kog has always been a cheap ddnet copy

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3

3

4

3

1

@jao And let me guess, DDNet has always been a cheap DDmaX copy?

3

XD

16:28

DDMax amazing because startlineskip on every 2nd map feelsamazingman

16:30

kamillentee playing ddnet :O Traitor monkaS

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2

3

2

https://discord.gg/jwvCY9

@jao no u

U no

16:59

Konsti filming kamillentee playing ddnet omg

Worst Mapper filming Konsti filming kamillentee playing DDNet

4

1

Nice screen

what is happening LUL

17:34

#kammillplsbackingame

kamille ragequit kog because its so bad troll

fake news

why is there so many hate between Jao and Qshar WutFace

he's jealous because people like qshar and they dislike him

17:37

best mapper filming nameless cunt filming best mapper filming konsti filming kamillentee playing DDNet

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#SilexHasSmallHands

but a huge dick

small hands = bad maps

17:42

no

17:42

lol

17:42

if you have small hands you obviously have a small penis too

fake worstwish because real one is best buddy

its

17:43

april

cant even reach a+d+spacebar at the same time. thats why so few points

4

deadass

i got big hands

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all the girls saying wow your hands so big wtf

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and then i say

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ye its proportional to my dick

all the 12 y/o girls thonkery

no

and then they laugh at you

the 15 @jao

oh wow

@jao just because you get the old men?

17:56

jealous boii

ye i want 12 year olds too feelsbadman

xD

17:56

some people just dont want to understand

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thats fokkonauts hand

17:59

thats why girls ask him about his hand troll

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it looks like my dick

ladies and gentlemen, this is a ddnet moderator: jao ( @jao ) (edited)

1

18:01

dumb

18:01

just dumb jao

you ask for such responses xd

i wonder when this community will start being funny

When you leave feelsgoodman

@Deleted User when jao leaves

prolly yeah @fokkonaut

y

XD that picture @Ravie

18:03

gg

18:03

im funny

18:03

now

ban jao

lmao

im unbannable

you have no life homo

3

18:11

@Aoe hahaha

18:11

Name changed to the real meaning

18:11

xD

and u said im not funny troll

you are not funny

18:12

i did not laugh

@fokkonaut ye, your hand size is proportional to your size down there with a 100:1 ratio feelsgoodman

LMAO

18:13

That was funny

18:13

@jao not u

18:13

jokes are funny

you are a joke troll

3

ik

TIL: purple panic 4 is failable https://i.imgur.com/ItoTqK5.png

sad

besides it being april fools

18:35

it is also easter

18:35

._.

@jao

3

19:38

who is with me reacts with banhammer

19:39

oh wrong timing

No u

i think i take my name like this xd

19:46

also ban jaou

u forgot ur picture (edited)

yag si need (edited)

2

yag si flew

o6j n6d

efwejovweew wegwe not drunk ewcwevweq

drugs not good

5

drugs r good

7

20:31

doog r sgurd

20:32

no f4

20:32

stay out of school and take drugs

2

1

3

no

f4

f65 this p

what

not

20:33

even once deue

Wait were is @qshit

qsham

20:40

@jao can i have real admin instead of fake admin

no

20:41

now im nothing

. . .

20:43

jk

21:11

what is wrong with my url

who knows? :v

What in heavens is going on?!

21:19

Why is everything upside down?

I flipped your screen

Ommg

21:26

Noo

21:28

Pls ban chillerdragon from music channel as a april prank

21:29

Or ask for Happy music

21:29

Hello darkness my old friend

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@daria for now.

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1

me gusta

What (edited)

:v

are admins able to retrieve forgotten save codes?

@Alexander nice try

22:18

"ratelimited"

?

22:51

"nice try"

22:51

yes I am from ratelimited file sharing host

22:52

100 times better than puu.sh, imgur and lightshot

22:52

also gayazo

22:52

bajillion vanity domains

22:52

(also we have please-fuck.me)

aww why remove april fools

$ date 
Mon Apr  2 00:53:29 CEST 2018

why use cest

the server is located in europe

most of europe has UTC+2 right now and most players are in europe

Where :konsti: feelsbadman

3

All these fking heartcore finishes

3

its ok we still have jaothinking

3

Heartcore is a bad map

no u

Shockwave is good feelsgoodman

~~im homogay~~ (edited)

=

3

:bot:

April fools good, 2 new amazing emojis and unban favorite player troll

3

shockwave 2 when

never

Tomorrow

23:06

@jao send Tournament winner role GWfroggyPeepoDetective

since everyone cried about 4u, releasing shokwave 2 doesn't make sense feelsbadman

23:07

mappers can't participate on tournaments on their own maps

We already had that discussion

what was the result

No u

23:10

Where is Intercepter 2 (edited)

Where GetSpeed 3

Where is Dizzy 2

aliens are coming 4/18/18

23:13

Be prepared

23:13

i read it

when's the next world destruction after that?

idk

23:14

i read/ watched youtube

23:14

it wasa voicemail or Something like that

oh, youtube. that's some kind of reliable source

sent to multiple numbers

I also read there that the holocaust didn't happen

When the 12th planet crashes with Earth

google for "Twitter voicemail march"

@heinrich5991 does teehistorian records the player after started or the whole server the whole time jaothinking

google for "Twitter voicemail march"

23:15

you will find enough

@ᶰ°Konͧsti whole server whole time

23:15

@ᶰ°Konͧsti even when no one is there

konsti is trying to figure out how to cheat thonkery

no u

He's gonna break teehistorian anyway, it's inevitable

i was thinking he would do it like that

@Ravie it's pretty stable

otherwise teehistorian would be nonsense jaothinking

^^

But it doesnt work like a demo i guess, more like a replay bot? jaothinking

yes

23:17

but serverside, so reliable

heinrich botcreator confirmed troll

i already confirmed that

23:17

xd

when

when I showed @noby my wallshot bot

^

XD

funny little bot that only ever shoots people via walls

ban yourself heinrich

23:18

how dare you

ended up changing a part of my detection so itd be caught faster

botter admin feelsbadman

XD

@Im 'corneum why would I? I only used it with allowance from the server admin

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/934474/Stephen-Hawking-end-of-the-world-cryptic-voice-alien-take-over-April-18/amp

END OF THE WORLD? Voicemail 'linked to Stephen Hawking, warns of A...

A MYSTERIOUS cryptic voicemail which is being left on the answerphones of Twitter user's mobile phones, has sparked meltdown. The apocalyptical message in an eerie robotic voice also includes a strange code that people have been trying to crack.

why dont you allow yourself to use it on ddnet

maybe he does :O

@fokkonaut …

@heinrich5991 bot

lol

23:19

where is chillerdragon

@heinrich5991 ? (edited)

23:20

lol

23:20

bot v bot

"possible"

23:20

ye its just possible

23:21

but im so pro

23:21

so it detects me

no u

headbot

jesus

@fokkonaut uve actually botted there before tho

23:21

i don t remember if u ever told me which client

@heinrich5991 read it

lmao

@noby testing purpose

23:22

thats what they all say

u know my

@fokkonaut no. looks like a standard conspiracy theory from the link

of course fokkonaut is also a botter

sure

you get these like 100x a year

ya

i use ddnet client

23:22

i have aimbot

23:22

from dummy fly

ye also everyone could be a tester with bots :V

@heinrich5991 its different

I have ddnet 9.4

lol

it wasnt dummy fly bot

it was some weird eyefollow thing

@fokkonaut why?

no one buys your "testing purposes" stuff xd

@ᶰ°Konͧsti bot

try to

on headshot ddfng without entities troll

HMM

here we go

23:23

bammmm

@heinrich5991 because it has contexts

23:24

many

?!?!

23:24

tell me when you have something non-standard-conspiracy-like

xD

like what do you expect?

23:25

that aliens actually land on that day?

The aliens will come (edited)

cool, wanna bet?

Ok

23:25

1 rank on novice map for the winner

xdd

nah, I'm more thinking about 5€? 50€? how sure are you?

so confident XD

im sure like 1 rank on a novice map

well, see. that's why it's a conspiracy theory

@fokkonaut if it doesnt happen you give me your name feelsamazingman

no

bet

then bet with me

its my name for almost 10 years (edited)

if you think it's not

you wont get it

23:27

@heinrich5991 nah im sure nothing will happen. in just interested in reading stuff like that and thinking baut it

you still have "fokkobot" as a backup troll

@jao you still have "gayhomoddnetmod" as backup

xdd

haha

xd

gayhomo

gay and homo

Why am i not still ip-banned because of this? ;D old times

im not against gay ppl btw butt jao is gay

lol

@daria and i can share gayhomo name ❤

who is W

❤

heinrich send back my Nazfrage 3 rank feelsbadman

(edited)

W' is W'

LOL and adrenaline 4 too pls (edited)

Konsti no u

U

@Rockus my Naufrage 3 rank was legit lol

no u

hi konsti

HAHAHHA

235 minutes of team 0 noobing

lmao (edited)

Yes

my dummy finished for Cendren

konsti rank legit the funniest shit ever

5

4

6

someone finished at night for me

konsti uses a good gaming chair and right hand for holding sg

I finished Stereotype 4 for Cendren and SP | Someone top3 time

secret confirmed

to keep my 1329 minutes

@heinrich5991 lets talka again on 4/19

23:32

if we still alive

23:33

if aliens coming on 4/18 i will phone you on discord

they will land on ur house

23:33

for sure

sure

aliens are coming 2 days early for 4/20

what is on 4/20

jao

?

Do you really love bois?

of course

4

no for real

23:35

r u gay or not

yes

no shit?

yes he is gay or not

Lmao

what else could he be

made me laugh

HMM

There is an option

so u like cock

Some ppl like trees

4

23:36

Or Stones

Some ppl like fokkonaut... jklul

4

oh no loving a stone would be a pain in the ass

Literally... yes "pain in the ass"

That depends on where you put it

thats why i wrote it

23:38

@Ravie i have no other slit

1

23:38

but i dont like rocks or or trees

23:38

more like girls

I'm alergic to startlines

xD

Thats why i try to skip them

23:39

u alergic to brain and Cleverness

Konsti pls no ddrace topics in general

23:39

Go to off topic

XD

Konstitution

23:39

damn

23:39

Autokorrektur

Konstipation

Konsti*

hello this is english only chat

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3

23:40

4

3

hello jao

23:40

really

lächerlich (edited)

time for ban

23:41

wtf

xD

23:41

jao

23:41

hahahja

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsschutzgesetz

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lol

Waschlappenaufbewahrungstruhenhandschuhedesinfiktionsmittel

Der Rindfleisch hassende Zerhacker ?

hackfleisch*

23:42

its Hackfleisch

Weißwurst

Ghosts Ghosts!

23:43

Toast

23:43

Patrick Star best

23:43

for my friend jao write english

23:43

jao u know infclass?

3

ye

!!! IM NOT LYING !!!

23:44

There is a new class

23:44

called Gaylord

XD

who made it troll

If a gaylord hits a human, the human gets a faggot

for real

23:44

im not lying

no one believed me when i said infclass is gay

faggots can only use gun and have 1 hp

Noby infclass is cool

so racist

lol ik

23:45

im just bad at it

xD

23:45

if you get used to it its pretty nice

23:46

I mean after you Unserstand what class have what skills

they locked the scientist feelsbadman

I GOT IT

23:46

i made 1000 xp and got lvl 2 then its unlocked

thats why im bad idk what any of the classes do

./help classname

ik but

@plsplsplslol

remembering it xd

for the scientist u have to /register

what

on Stitch Server

ya ik but you have to be lvl 2

on official server its different skills but its free

which means getting 1k kills or something

nope

23:47

around 500

toomuch

xD

23:47

its 1k xp

23:48

and Zombie making 3 xp from 1 kill

23:48

i Made it in 2 days

wowo

The funnest part of infclass is that nobody knows how to react to getting teamhooked, hilarious!

u can make hookprotection

ya

teamhooking is a problem in like every gamemode that has teams

Then why do they cry instead? :D

i remember that they had a funny custom bot on the infclass discord srv

23:49

infclass on discord

Where is it

23:49

i wanna join

the bot is dead i think

:(

necropotame ragequited some day

sad

he did nice graphics

ah ye

23:50

i remember

he's a good guy

y

@jao this maybe interesting for you: the class picker on infclass is made using quads :o

23:50

i watched the editor

for the longest time i didnt know this

it has to work with the server together

and couldnt figure out how to choose classes cuz i always have quads off zzzz

because its individual for everyone (edited)

XD

What I'm more curious about is how they assigned a custom directory to get skins from skin folder

They ddidnt

23:51

they have the skin file in the map

https://github.com/necropotame/teeworlds-infclass @Ravie it is open src

it seems infclass is not beginner friendly at all xd

@jao yep

23:52

jao checked the editor?

Noby great thanks! Thankfully I totally know how to read code and know stuff about computers!

23:52

lmao

lol

ye i see

you know whats going on there?

23:53

my guess is that its working with the Server

23:53

and checking mouse position

i guess they abuse envelopes or something

but i havent viewed code yet

23:54

@jao xD why abuse?

23:54

i mean yes they do

23:54

But why call it abuse

because that's not the original purpose of envelopes? idk

xD

23:54

thats right

23:55

i wonder how he got skin creator

23:55

i mean he puts a skinfile in

23:55

and the skin is shown

23:55

like ddnet webpage

23:55

and thats within one map

cut quads

But I guess he did some tricky thigngs with his own infclass editor

maybe they placed it by hand xd

23:56

ye or they have a special editor

http://stitch-ddrace.tk/InfClass/

the other thing infclass has that i didnt realize is quads that kill u

ah

they do have an editor

i thought i was just randomly dying wtf

smart stuff going on there

xd

maybe they have tiles and you just canst see them with your entities.png

There is that one map where you can hide behind a design quad and you're completely invisible :D Then you jump out and kill someone

you could see in editor tho @Im 'corneum

with info right?

y

@Im 'corneum I talked a bit with Stitch

23:58

he said that the player NEVER gets the original map file

23:58

for prevent cheat or something like that

23:58

the only entities we get is collision and unhook

23:58

all other Stuff is in their editor

23:59

even if you have thw editor from stitch-ddrace.tk/InfClass u cant see it because like i said we wont get the original map file